Why did you divorce the person above you?

[JTN]

She just doesn't understand my basic psychological need to track internet trolls through their IP addresses, cross referencing them through ISP databases to find their specific physical addresses and then manually correcting their world views by the friendly manipulation of their various bodily orifices with the gentle aid of rusty farming implements.  

[Mika Phoenix]

He was a cat. and for cats and foxes, breeding with each other isn't really tolerable by some people. *cough* my parents *cough*  

[JTN]

She was raised by an intolerant kitsune family who look down upon us neko...

*weeps for her* crying  

[Silver Tiger Lily]

I'm allergic to cats.

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She lasted the test but wanted me to give up dimentional traveling and time traveling, i simply could not give up my nomadic ways. Besides, i think she wanted to mess with me in some way.  

[Deathfrost]

I'm allergic to Zero... Because he is a mochi right now... No way around it... sweatdrop  

[Hachimitsu bea]

i didn't like the way he stared at me at night.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She liked to end her sentences with "~nya heart ."  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She didn't like my change...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

It's always about him; why can't he do something for me for a change? mad  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Cause everytime i help you, it seems like its a contraband everything, thus the cops come and i am forced to kill them! its because of you im a freaking wanted man!"

Self explanitory  

[BornToPlease]

Because of the way he barked when he slept. I think he was a lost puppy in his younger years and he had horrible nightmares at night. It was just plain creepy.  

[JTN]

She puts mayo on everything... even on our DVDs and pajamas.  

[Silver Tiger Lily]

He insisted on having a sandbox in the middle of the living room.

 

[JTN]

She refuses to see the obvious merits of spontaneous public dancing.