Why did you divorce the person above you?

[xI Azumi Ix]

i was allergic to clover  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She wanted a whip...and then I was afraid.  

[JTN]

She uses up all the cotton swabs... for her evil experiments.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

He fulfilled my fantasies too much and too often that I was getting freaked out and exhausted by it! biggrin  

[JTN]

She was unhappy about being too happy, and that made me unhappy. crying  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He likes to spoil me with redundancy.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She wanted me to take my mask off! gonk  

[Mystical Prodigy]

wouldn't let me play with his sword  

[JTN]

She put the fear of religion into me... that and several sharp pieces of cutlery.  

[Mystical Prodigy]

his roses had poison  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She followed me everywhere, i coudn't even be in a dark corner without her looking at me.

PS: If you want to make a warrior of Wind, i suggest a Guando, a sword something that can relate to the flow of wind.  

[engineer-of-doom]

He brought his scythe to dinner every night.  

[Mystical Prodigy]

Her wings kept knocking me out.

@Zero: thanks for the tip.  

[Hana Kuromi]

She had this scary hammer which she used to threaten me crying

 

[Kakashi Yoshio]

She was perfect! Which was the perfect reason to kill me.... -squints eyes and looks suspiciously back and forth while the twilight zone song plays in the background-