The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[-Stumblefoot-]

Erm...... Granted! You lose your tongue in a kissing accident and can never speak again!! rofl

I wish I had not promised not to smoke again!! stressed sweatdrop stressed  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you never made the promise and instead continue to smoke while your health deteriorates. You hack and wheeze going down the driveway, food tastes like cardboard, and your cells wildly multiply and mutate leading to all sorts of fun little tumors. In ten years time your finally struck down by lung carcinoma. (cookies for you for trying ) 3nodding

I wish I could workout at the gym for free  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, you work out every day at the gyms brand new... Parking garage xd Might want to get some shoes that wont slip when you hit greesy spots O,o
I wish we had more good restaurants around here  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Granted. More restaurants are built that the land your house is on gets torn down to make a brand new MCdonalds!

I wish I had a cheeseburger.  

[wiccan j]

Granted! Your cheeseburger is the size of your kitchen counter but you must eat it all in one sitting resulting in clogged arteries with a side of heart attack.

I wish I was helping someone unpack  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Granted! But the job is so monumenteous that it takes forever and by the time it is done the two of you are old and wrinkly!!

I wish I could move as fast as wally west (the flash)  

[wiccan j]

Granted~ you now move like the speed of light but your skin is burned off in the process causing you to be starred at by everyone. You never show your face again, living in the dark, the light that touched your eyes melted them.

I wish that my bacon was done right now! I am hungry!!  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, using new state of the art technology your bacon is cooked instantly. Unfortunately it leaves it radio active too and you grow several addition eyes and your skin turns puke green xp
I wish my laundry was just eternally clean  

[Lil Brat]

Granted ~ your laundry is forever clean and never needs to be done again... of course you get arrested for running around nekkie, but hey... wink

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Granted but after that off day you'll have to work triple shifts for the next 60 years straight.

I wish I had a new car that won't explode or anything negative and it is drive-able and not dangerous razz (try that~)  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Granted your boss calls to inform you that you are fired.

I wish my feet weren't always ice cold  

[Lil Brat]

Dark-Blue Zeus ~ your new car arrives sans explosions and negative attributes... it is drivable and completely safe... Hope you're small enough to fit in a Matchbox.

Filia_Nox ~ you've landed in Hades, and now your feet are now always warm, burning even.

Wishes the Oscars were finished already so I know how will I did in the office contest...  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted *poof* the Oscars are over and here are the results, sadly none of your ponies came in the lead. All your bets fall through and pals at the office demand mula the next day. Better luck next year.

I wish I could get the BBC I miss British comedy shows (the good ones)  

[Nei1]

Granted, the show on tv are sole made by the BBC. Hollywood has gone down hill since the BBC has taken over the air waves.

(I do enjoy BBC comedies too)

I wish I could see my nephew like before I was working the weekends. He is over a year old.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, you were forced to turn in your resignation today sad
I wish the neighbors cat wasn't in heat xp