Ruin My Wish game

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

(oh well, not many like me anyways)

granted but then you're hit by a car on thursday

I wish it was always halloween  

[the_hamster]

granted but everyone gets cavities and sugar comas from all the candy...

i wish the rain would stop  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted but now you're in a 50 year long drought

I wish christmas and halloween were togother twice a year (the holidays).  

[the_hamster]

granted... gifts and candy reign supreme twice a year..... then church holidays are so screwed up the cristians all rise to arms to put a stop to the madness of it all

i wish that made sense  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted but you didn't ruin my wish.

I wish to be a demon.  

[Katara_Dodger13]

granted.
but hades doesn't want you to take over so he kills you in a fit of rage  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

(yesh)

no wish to ruin...

I wish I took over for hades  

[JTN]

Granted... but now the Celestial Order requires you to turn in paperwork on every single one of your demonic torments... in triplicate.


I wish I had more Halloween candy.  

[--Forwardx3]

granted but the candy sticks 2 ur teeth n u cant open ur mouth
i wish i *can* escape reality 4 a while 2 celebrating a much more imaginative halloween..  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted but the "imaginary" werewolf with green spots gives you rabies.

I wish I were born on the 31st of october.  

[CabinFeverKitty]

Granted, but the day is subsequently removed from the calender - and as such your birthday is never celebrated, along with Halloween

I wish that mormonism never existed  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted now everyone is buddhists (and this is not meant to be anything bad, personally I like their way of life)

I wish I owned the rights to every holiday.  

[CabinFeverKitty]

Granted, now whenever someone has problems on a holiday, guess who they come complain to?

I wish that America wasn't a republic  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

granted, now i'm the dictator....

I wish to have telekenisis (I can move objects with my mind)  

[Knoxlysia X]

granted but you can only drop stuff on top of yourself biggrin

i wish for eternal happiness and joy.