KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[shadow_dragon_13]

Psyzapp

Nei1

You can not kill is thread.

WHA?! Why can't I kill this thread? I almost did earlier…until Havenne17 ruined it. stressed

You only had it dead for 4 hours. I have had it dead for 12 and 16 before ^_^.

I never used this idea before though.

Shadow walks into the thread chewing gum, which is not something he would ever do without reason to. This time, his reason was evil. He blew a bubble with the gum right next to the thread. It grows to be bigger then the thread some how, which is an amazing feat in itself. As soon as it gets big enough for Shadow's satisfaction, he pushes it agains the thread, releases it with his teeth and causes it to pop on the thread. The gum smothers the thread and suffocates it.

"Muahahahaha. I'd like to see someone clean up that mess, after it has dried in this hot sun on this hot, bright, sun shiny day"

[[edit: i cant see the names of who posts sometimes. I was refering to nies attempted kill of 4 hours, not of the kill from Psyzapp during the days i couldnt get on here because i was in Dubai...]]  

[Psyzapp]

bandaidd

it was the longest kill to date, approx 56 hours!
but the thread can survive up to 72 hours without a post, so CLOSE. psyzapp, but no cigar!

Had this over on page 23. Sorry to disappoint you Shadow. Nice use of gum. heart  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Wow!! Grats. i told you im not good at this anymore.
you just provided more proof  

[Psyzapp]

From what I see, you're really good at this. I can't think of anything else gonk  

[Gilda Geezer]

Psyzapp

If it's messy she wants, it is messy she'll get.

Brings 50 cans of paint into thread and proceed open each one and throw them everywhere. Eventually the thread ends up covered from top to bottom with paint. She then brings in a super fan, flips it on and dries the paint to the thread.

She then backs in a dump truck full of garbage and dumps the garbage into the thread.

My work here is done. She leaves smiling.

*Gilda slides back in and removes the bootlace Bandaidd attempted to strangle it with. Then she eyes the red paint and smelly garbage.* Where'd I put that pressure washer?

*Gilda pulls in the pressure washer and blasts the thread full-throttle, sending the garbage out towards the sun. The pressure is so strong it strips the paint off the thread, but also inadvertently strips the thread of every other attempt, too.* eek

redface I was only supposed to clean up three messes. ninja  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Muahahaha, except everyone walks in here after i post a kill, making me have to come up with something new. some of the ideas i have go through my mind for this seem lame to me, or i feel as though they are repeats, somehow. My attempt is to not repeat anything i see here.  

[Psyzapp]

Man, Shadow you are sinister. I knew I liked you. twisted  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Why do you come in like that, again with the interuptions.
Sets up a high power blowing devise to a dog whistle. The Highpitch sound that cant be recognised as heard is deadly after hours of activity. the frequencies causes hemorages in the brain. The thread starts to bleed randomly and out of nowhere. It can't even determine why it suddenly has an excruciating headache and why its nose is constantly bleeding profusely.  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Slowly and deliberately removes the devise, placing it in shadow-dragon-13's pocket when he's not looking... * twisted  

[Psyzapp]

shadow_dragon_13

Why do you come in like that, again with the interuptions.

Because I'm just evil like that. twisted  

[shadow_dragon_13]

mmhmm, sure... What ever, woman ninja  

[Gilda Geezer]

Oh, he didn't just tell you Whatever... in the talk2hand tone.

You gonna let him get away with that?  

[Wretched Soul]

I have the ability to walk in to this guild and as soon as I post everyone logs off. That should count for something in this thread.  

[Psyzapp]

Gilda Geezer

Oh, he didn't just tell you Whatever... in the talk2hand tone.

You gonna let him get away with that?

You know Gilda, I believe you're right. He did just tell me the "Whatever" talk2hand tone. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! evil  

[bandaidd]

AND we have a prize for most chilling death attempt:

Seems Psyzapp has won for this month. Wish I could remember which attempt inspired the nomination.

500g for Miss Psyzapp. She receives a ticket good for 500g somewhere in the GGG with a code she can use to redeem via trade... Happy hunting, Psyzapp!