Tell a lie about the person above you.

[ThisEmptySoul]

^is completely appalled by Morrigan and her skin-tight, busty outfit.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Is not turned on by my Morrigan outfit.  

[Psyzapp]

^ Wishes people would just call her "Triple S" instead of trying to pronounce her full name.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

^Is currently experiencing the epitome of perfect health.  

[Kai Kaze Kaloni Kozue]

^Enjoys opera, but only when watching from the embrace of a swimming pool filled with bratwurst.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Has the same hairstyle as her avatar art.  

[Nei1]

^ has a computer virus.  

[Kai Kaze Kaloni Kozue]

^ speaks with holy bakery mimes in her dreams

Shin Showa Shougeki Z did not actually lie. xd rofl  

[Nei1]

^ has giving me 213,413/53,353 gold in booty grab.  

[bandaidd]

^ milks her little goat and makes cheese  

[TheDollxxHazuki]

^Loves moldy cheese and rubs it on her stomach at night.  

[Nei1]

^ has a real life coat.

*makes minx sounds*  

[Icy Reign]

^is utterly horrified by the color purple-I mean, she actually has a phobia against it!  

[Nei1]

Phobia this, you are trying to open Pandora's Box.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

^Has not yet given her soul to me for a few minutes of fun. (I hope this doesn't cross the PG-13 line...)