Why I Killed You

[Princess Zelda21]

I killed you for stealing a weapon from the castle's weapons storage room!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for leaving that thermometer in your mouth for way too long.  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you for your candy.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for thinking you're David Bowie's wife.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because you may be a potential serial killer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not knowing the difference between serial killer and mass murderer.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for killing millions of tiny people by lighting up one of your nasty farts. That's just evil.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for ruining my fun at the expense of countless lives.  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you because someone had to! You were wrecking everything.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not wearing a space helmet.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

I killed you for not wearing a space helmet  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being a hippie that protests my invasions and annexations of other territories.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

I killed you for calling me a hippie  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for sticking flowers in my hair.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for having flowers in your hair. sorry if you think it looks good, but it just doesn't suit you.