Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

He insisted on taking care of me while I'm still sick in bed.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Ive never been with a women so I thought I would give it a try 3nodding  

[Deathfrost]

She still owed me Zeros soul... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he promised me a million things  

[Deathfrost]

i promised her a million things but she only wanted one... redface  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he stays in the kitchen...where he belongs biggrin  

[Deathfrost]

she gives me what I want every single night.... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He reenacts all the episodes of teletubbies for me.  

[Deathfrost]

She danced naked with me on our first date... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he knows what a bear wants  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

one day i tried to steal her pendant,next thing i know i have a wedding ring.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he loves awkward moments just as much as I do  

[Deathfrost]

she tried to breastfeed me when I was sleeping... twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was an extra in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She wished to meet Jack sparrow, i gave her her wish.