Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but when you eat the blood ketchup, you get AIDS and die 10 years later. I wish they had a Kingdom Hearts ride in Disney World.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

granted but everytime you're in it it gets stuck and takes days to repair.

I wish AIDS wasn't lethal.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but when you get AIDS it gives you mental images of Vexen stripping. I wish the would make a Kingdom Hearts spinoff series about JUST Organization XIII.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but it is so boring that you die.

I wish Vexen was younger, and a girl. And prettier.

 

[kaiser321]

granted but she hates you

i wish they kill off aerith and bring in more final fantasy characters in the third kingdom hearts  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Finally I have what I wanted! >D

Granted but they are only seen in small cutscenes to never come back again.

Uhm... I wish I had a cookie?  

[kaiser321]

granted but an organization XIII thug steals it

i wish that KH3 came out already.  

[Xaras Cullen]

Granted but it was only released in Japan and recalled because it was full of fail. I wish Riku would have STAYED evil.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Xaras

Granted but it was only released in Japan and recalled because it was full of fail. I wish Riku would have STAYED evil.

Granted but he kills everyone and is the only thing left alive, so you can only stare at him being evil.

Wait, isn't that a good thing? xP

I wish I had a new cookie.  

[kaiser321]

granted but you drop it in the toilet

i wish they made a movie of kingdom hearts that is used with real people and it is in japenese with english subtitles.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but the story sucks and they remove it from all theaters before you can watch it.

I wish I had something to live for.  

[kaiser321]

granted but it's to make suicide booths

i wish i had a genie lamp that no one stole and the genie made my wishes come true without anything to came back and bite me in the butt.  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

Granted but you drop the lamp and it breaks, making the genie free.

I wish I knew what I could wish for now.  

[kaiser321]

granted but you waste the wish wish of what to wish for

i wish i had a cell phone crying  

[x- Ryed Raevin -x]

kaiser321

granted but you waste the wish wish of what to wish for

i wish i had a cell phone crying

Granted but it's a baby toy cell phone.

(ish quiting to wish for anything.)