Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Shy_Meganekko]

I have to give him candy everyday or else he'll wrap my car with toilet paper.  

[Hana Kuromi]

She gave me the cold shoulder. mad

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She was the oppisite of me, so we hard a ton of conflict at first, but then we got married, and i can't renember why we got divorced...  

[Hana Kuromi]

Conflict of interest. And he just forgets important stuff often.

 

[Silver Tiger Lily]

She always had her head up in the clouds.

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She was cheating on the monkey.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He talks to shadows; it's impossible to go anywhere with him without people staring at us.  

[JTN]

She wet the bed... and the sofa... and the dining room... and the gym equipment...

*sigh* I never should have given her a Super Soaker Hydro Cannon for her birthday. sweatdrop  

[Ayame-Yuura]

he looked weird biggrin  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

Her abusive rainbow beat the crap out of me  

[ThankHe]

he has a lighter in his hand. might set me on fire  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

She didn't want modern technology!!!!!  

[brass_monkey360]

I wanted salior moon not venus. ((though she did go on to make some great razors))  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He cheated on me with sailor moon while I was out beating up some youma. sad  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Her transformation sequence drew a lot of weirdos.