Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[Fire_Queen713]

u guys r pervs

Xemnas:No kinding there always like that  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

*back from therapy* Ugg... you guys are so taxing to the soul...

Axel:*still in his pirate getup* Why are you going to therapy again?

Because you're always causing trouble, Demyx is too care free, The Superior likes torturing people, FireQueen is always killing people, Larxene won't return my messages, Zexion is annoying me constantly about my beliefs, Vexen's constant explosions keep me up. Zaldin slices my food into oblivion, Xigbar makes fun of my sniping skills, calling it a sissies way out, Marluxia's deliveries always make me scared about what they are, exspecially when they say "Fun with Fantasies" on it, Luxord is a perv and steals my money for gambling, and Saix's temper tantrums causing a collosal mess in the castle. Now ask me again why I go to therapy...

Axel: Okay, okay... But what about Lexaeous and Shade?

They're cool...

Lexaeous&Shade: YAY!!!  

[Fire_Queen713]

rolleyes oh u forgot urself an annoying pervented b...*Xemnas' puts his hand over my mouth.. again*

Xemnas:K thats enough from u right now

stare

((plz dont take what i was going to say persinal ))  

[Jisen Meizuki]

*came back with goo all over herself* Well, I'm back and Vexen's lab is clean. However, I need to take a shower to get rid of this goo. stare With no help from Vexen or Zexion.

Zexion:*comes out of the portal* And I told you before, Vexen is too busy with his experience and I was helping him.

stare Zexion, you were reading a book the whole time while I was cleaning.

Zexion: Not my problem.

Demyx:*comes out of nowhere and pulls a small portion of goo* So what flavor is it?

stare You wanna know? HERE!!! *pulls a huge goo off of herself and shoves it into Demyx's throat and walks off to take a shower*

Demyx: X.x  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

((I didn't mrgreen ))

... So, what flavor is it?

Demyx: *chew* *chew* *chew* ... Tastes like chicken blaugh

... stare

Demyx: ... couldn't resist whee ! It actually tastes like turkey mrgreen

... Hmmm, festive. Dry or juicy?

Demyx: JUICY!!!

... darn gonk ...  

[Fire_Queen713]

*has a disgusting look on face*

Xemnas: rolleyes Fq if ur good i'll lets go of u but not until u stop trying to bite me stare

sweatdrop  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel:Taste like chicken? Turkey? What's Vexen trying to make? A Thanksgiving flavor gum? Oh, by the way.... *places three huge bags in front of Xemnas* Here's the 6.5 milliion munny for the damage of that city.

Xemnas: stare And what about the fourth one?

Axel: Oh that one is my payment. twisted

Xemnas: Axel.... Give me the bag.

Axel:*clings to the bag* NO!! I pillaged it!! It's mine!!  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas: rolleyes stare Axel give me to bag of all that u have done u dont diserve anything let alone a bag of money

lol  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel: Hey, I work my a** off to get these bags of munny. And since the damage cost 6.5 million munny, that leaves 1 million munny left. And since I did all the work, I'm keeping it. =P

Besides, I don't see you work your a** off, your Surperior.  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas: rolleyes

Zexion:Axel u never work only if u r fouse to  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel: Same goes to you too, Shorty. And I'll never give up this bag!! *opens the portal and goes in*

*comes back with new set of clothes and clean* Hey guys, anything happen?  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas: rolleyes

*gets away from Xemnas and runs out of the room*

Xemnas:Firequeen! *runs after fq*  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Luxord: Oh, the usual darling. Axel's trying to run away with the 1 million munny from Xemnas. And so was Firequeen to get away from the Superior. And Xemnas is chasing Firequeen because who knows what will happen if she's on the loose.

sweatdrop ............ Okay, then....

Luxord: Anyway..... *deck of cards appears in his hand* Wanna play a game?

stare

Zexion: rolleyes stare  

[Fire_Queen713]

*runs to shades room to try to find axel* Axel...

Axel:*giggles and hides in shades room*

rolleyes Axel u need a better hiding play

Xemnas:Firequeen!!

sh*t *runs into shades room to try and find axel*  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Marluxia: *trimming his flowers in the garden*