Why did you divorce the person above you?

[ThankHe]

has a lions butt (i dont like lions)  

[brass_monkey360]

she never answered my riddles.  

[JTN]

She was coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs... too coo-coo. It took three S.W.A.T. teams to stop her. The monkeys haven't stopped crying since.  

[brass_monkey360]

he was constantly coughing uphair balls...  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She was so mad that i answered her riddles that she tried to claw me and tried to eat me, Next thing you know she is in an animal hospital or a human hospital, i don't care, She was hurt badly, and and lost her teeth trying to eat my arm. Its not my fault im a wize shapeshifter, with adamantium skin...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He gets angry at me when I tell him to cut the vegetables into cute shapes, claiming that his sword skills were wasted on something that he believed was trivial. He obviously cannot appreciate the art of creating a bento.  

[JTN]

She kept eating my bento... pirate
 

[brass_monkey360]

He never returned the Red Box movies  

[JTN]

She constantly tries to invalidate my feelings, leaving me emotionally drained and frustrated... that and she takes away my Lego Star Wars stuff because they are "too creepy!"  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Well i was drunk, and in order NOT to go and kill him, i just divorced him and took Half of all his things, Score. I got a laptop, I love when crazed events turn into something great.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He keeps books around him to make people think that he was smart.  

[JTN]

She keeps all the Cool Ranch Doritos to herself and never shares... EVER!  

[brass_monkey360]

i divorced him after he was unable to name any of the Star Wars characters.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Again, she got pissed at me for answering her riddles so frequently, woman can't think of any good ones, "It starts with P and ends with i, its a number" No duh Pi. That was one of her bad riddles. Because of that she thought i was cheating, so she tore up all my books, a long fight, i even got my clothes Gashed up, results were still the same i guess...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

His logic leaves no room for emotional bonding.