Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Vermillion 121]

The bell drove me nuts  

[Shy_Meganekko]

I cannot handle little children very well.  

[Deathfrost]

She accused me of having no sense of humor... Then she came up with an elaborate plan, to have me sleep with her sister while videotaping me in a drunken stupor... & she would've gotten away with it too... Had it not been for those meddlin kids!!!...

'NUFF SAID!!!  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He wouldn't let me pass his "force field" apparently his shields were up  

[Deathfrost]

After we got married again, she still kept conspiring with her sailor scout buddies... mrgreen  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He had all these weird conspiracies that I wore a little sailor suit and fought for justice although was corrupt... It just got weird.  

[Deathfrost]

Too many conspiracies with her... She even tried to... *Is kidnapped before finishing that last sentence... By Lady_Conspiracy's cronies...* eek  

[Engineer of Destruction]

It turns out I'm not interested in mechanical people anymore. Oh, and the sex was aweful.  

[Deathfrost]

They had too many pets...  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He knew too much!  

[JTN]

She was emotionally distant, never valued my opinions and sent ninja legions to assassinate me for leaving the toilet seat up.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He's too paranoid...always thinking that I might have sprinkled a little something for him in my famous apple pie.  

[JTN]

It was always pie for breakfast... pie for lunch... pie for dinner... pie for brunch... pie for afternoon tea... pie before bed...

*falls to the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth*  

[Shy_Meganekko]

It was awkward to explain to people that my husband is smaller than our house pet.  

[Pure 3picness]

Those birds were annoying