Why did you divorce the person above you?

[midnight_wolf_dream]

He wouldn't let me have the handcuffs! twisted  

[JTN]

She lost my Grandma's engagement handcuffs on a trip through Chuck E. Cheese's.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

I was afraid of his family.  

[Deathfrost]

Shethoughtthereforshewas... mrgreen  

[MaronKuzaka]

The long sword was a lie! gonk

 

[JTN]

She found out one of my deepest darkest secrets...

*moves secret stash to new location* ninja  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

When I found his stash, I knew I had to run!  

[Deathfrost]

She was apparently from the moon... eek  

[tefla]

He was apparently from the Dark Side of the Moon  

[Deathfrost]

The cat on her head kept attacking me for no reason, & I got catscratch fever... Not to mention the fact that I'm allergic to cats... mrgreen  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

Where were my freaking fire lessons? Is it because I'm a girl?! scream  

[JTN]

She refuses to believe that Robert Smith is not really a dark wizard.  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I couldn't hug him while wearing black, he shed way too much!  

[JTN]

Her friends constantly look at me with suspicion...
 

[Deathfrost]

I looked passed the fact that we're both guys & neither of us are gay... But when he wouldn't introduce me to Sailor Moon, or those Sailor Scouts, that was the last straw... twisted