Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give you a completly reversed digestive tract.  

[Speedira]

I give you meat(food!) vision  

[meshu35]

The ability to make people confess their MOST EMBARRASSING SECRETS infront everyone!!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to replace ppls organs with.....stuff......  

[Zirconium -x]

the ability to turn everything to books
your name would probably be bookman >.<  

[Hickaru_Fire]

The ability to cut other people's minds and be able to steal their powers(no, I'm not being obsesed with Heroes)  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

i give the power to turn any soda into a generic brand  

[SMOOCHERS]

The power to make people bald.
D:  

[Firestormuk]

the power to literally create cans of whup a**, which can then be opened when needed with a can opener  

[GoldenFraggle]

I give thee the power to turn people into very convincing looking Anime characters 3nodding  

[Lily127]

THe ability to breath air faster than a normal human.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the ability to spit glue  

[Lily127]

The ability to turn into mush... but not turn back.  

[Speedira]

The ability to turn people into flowers  

[Skizlersan]

Thy ability is changing peoples skin color with chords of your guitar.