Below Me

[Azred Crimlean]

Coz I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch... My... Self....~* heart What? What are you all looking at? Never seen a guy sing about amorous masturbation before? Geez!

The Person below me has the innate ability to fart out of their mouth
(Also called halitosis, yea you might wanna get that checked before coming on to the bus and then mouth breathing you nasty nasty person!) redface  

[wiccan j]

LOL!! That is gross AZ!! But: this describes it

The person below me bungy jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge and their cord broke  

[Angelicphrase]

That was one hell of a ride, fortunately I was brought back as a zombie so now it's just a matter of finding enough brains for munching.

The person below me has re-animated a Tyrannosaurus and mounted it to ride through town.  

[killafrog]

hey ma im off to show my new creation 4laugh i'll be back before dinner


was happly talking when in between talking had 3 different emotions go off during there talk about the birds and the bees in a pg13 way to there son rofl now i'd love someone 2 try that rofl  

[MotherMoo]

Now son, while we are up in this tree, I want you to look at that nest... see the eggs? And if you look right above us in that branch, you will see the hiv.... whooo, oh no.... RUN SON, RUN.....


The person below me needs to get a hair cut, especially around the nose area...lol  

[Angelicphrase]

Hey! You know what *sniffle* it's a condition ok crying On the bright side I'm in the Guinness book of records.

The person below me is the ringleader of an all penguin musical theater.  

[killafrog]

hell i even pimp them out to do musical shows 4laugh


is a koala pimp  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

hellz yeah the ladies love a koala lol

is an evil wolf waiting to happen  

[BlackCatt73]

Oh no! Not again! I'm going to get hung as a woofy again and I'm not it! Really!! I'm not!!! crying *shakes bunny tail*

The person below me has red riding hood nightmares  

[killafrog]

grandma - the red riding oh my it had big eyes also what big nose and a what big teeth it had thats not my grandchild its the wolf ah ah wakes from dream checks self oh oh thank you thank you i aint a grandma.


has a fantasy about being the wolf  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Oh look a full moon *howls* (this one is kind of ironic for me lol)

Is terrified that I will pick them as the next wolf twisted  

[killafrog]

oh my please dont pick me i dont want to change into wolf changing to a rabbit was scary enough did you know you you get hair in weird places and the wolf is worse u get more hair in weird places


wants to be a sexy model  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Yes but daddy said "Execution is in your blood" well he was right

fears they will be the first one sent to the chopping block  

[MotherMoo]

nope, I wanna be the first to die lmao

below me is someone who looks like a bunny