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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:14 pm
chris4u 25 granted, but it also grants another's wish to cancel out your wish i wish to know all the languages in the world (being able to speak and read each and every one) to read any book in the world, (including the books i obtained in my last wish) Granted but you may only use them to swear at. I wish I could fight zombies. ;O
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:46 pm
You can, but you can only fight them on 2 player VS. mode on the video game Olsen Twins Shopping Mall Adventure!
I wish I can Earn a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:28 pm
Granted, but you will have to beat Obama and Al Gore.
I wish I could own a sword
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:31 pm
Granted, you get stabbed, and the stabber left behind his sword. You can't use it because you're dead, but it's yours now.
I wish this wish wouldn't get crushed. (Yes, let's all watch me destroy the universe because of a paradox.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:24 am
jaxcam Granted, you get stabbed, and the stabber left behind his sword. You can't use it because you're dead, but it's yours now. I wish this wish wouldn't get crushed. (Yes, let's all watch me destroy the universe because of a paradox.) Granted, but a problem with that paradox, We dissect the statement, "I wish this Wish won't get crushed" would seem to indicate that there are two wishes present, first the wish you wished, then the second wish which is to protect the first wish from being crushed. Hence breaking the law of the thread to crush A wish, not wishes.
Another way to look at it is you get ONE wish, you make a wish then wish it won't get crushed, that's two wishes hence forth breaking the rules of said wishing game, second wish (Wishing your initial wish you wished won't get crushed) is nullified. Ending result, your initial wish you wished to protect from crushing, is crushed by a technicality in the way you presented your wishing statement.
Phew, after that long winded statement, I wish for a glass of water.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:42 am
Granted, but it's lodged in your heart. (And I didn't get two wishes, there was only the one. Personally, I would've said, "Granted, your wish isn't crushed. In it's place, you're crushed instead.")
I wish for a kitty!
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:24 am
granted, but as soon as you get your kitty it runs to the other side of the street and you spend 6 months in the hospital in a full body cast by being hit by a truck for running after it (the bright side of this is that the kitty lays on you the entire 6 months)
i wish for a pancake breakfast for everyone here at this guild (Free of course ^_^)
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:42 pm
Granted, buuuut now everyone in the guild, including yourself, has gotten food poisoning from the pancakes. Nice going ^_^
I wish for nothing
.....I'm actually curious how this one will be crushed
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:50 pm
Granted, you destroy the universe, because the universe was made of something, and you wanted nothing. Thanks a lot, you just killed us all.
I wish the next poster would be raped.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:12 pm
Lol Jax, you gave me my wish, you're suppose to crush it.
Granted, but sadly, I can't be raped; you don't want to know why.
and YAY, I destroyed the Universe ^_^
I wish for the opposite.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:54 pm
granted, you are now the exact opposite of who you are now. And from the look of your avatar I would say that you are now a white garb wearing pacifist girl who hates pandas.
I wish for my afro to be the greatest hair style ever!
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:57 pm
Granted but the afro becomes omnicient and finds a way to walk of your head.
I wish i had just enough gold to get Inari's beads.
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:52 pm
granted. however as soon as you get enough for it now, the prices inflate and now you need even MORE gold to make up the difference (Yay! i have them, wearing them as we speak, you won't be disapointed when you get them...which gen are you looking for question )
i wish momo the monkey would stop taking my gold for chocolate and then he wont share with me crying
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