Divorced Above Because...

[Nei1]

Divorces Lilith because she's in the mob.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Divorces Nei1 she tells all my secrets.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Lilith for not profiting from the secrets.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Divorces Nei1 for letting her little man come between us. crying  

[Nei1]

I'm in a good mood right now. So I can't ban you.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Divorced Nei1 cuz her wind keeps messing my hair.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Lilith due making faces at me.  

[Cirno Thunder Fairy]

I divorced you because you are not Marisa! gonk  

[Raezer]

Divorced Alice because I don't want to be a prison wife (that poor drive thru window guy should have checked the change twice).  

[Nei1]

Divorces you for having a nice tail.  

[Cirno Thunder Fairy]

How do I keep getting married to people other than Marisa? -divorces Nei- gonk  

[Nei1]

Divorces Alice just because she is mean to me.  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Divorces Nei1 cuz I got tired of having to wind her up everyday.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Lilith because she dresses in rags.  

[Exor Omega]

Divorces Nei1 because she wasn't there when I needed her the most crying crying crying