Why I Killed You

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for destroying the ozone layer by using too much hairsprays.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for giving me a third arm.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because it seems like you are always getting bizarre transformations like flowers in your hair and third arms. time to put you out of your misery.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because someone put a sign on your back that said "kill me".


...though upon closer inspection it appears it said "kick me". Whoops.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for ruining a 'kick me' prank. I could've had my foot up her a** if it wasn't for you!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for operating on your own face.  

[Colm47]

Obviously I killed you so you wouldn't destroy the would, crazy b*****d  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for trying to take over the galaxy.

And you call me a crazy b*****d. Sheesh...  

[sumizometomoshibi]

I killed you for making me insecure about my face. Wanna know how I got these scars? STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you becuz u shud be open about people looking at your face. it means ur beautiful!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for sneezing in my prescence.  

[Zera Stardust]

I killed you for because it's my job to kill people like you.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I kill you because I suspect I'm next in your list...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I suspected you to be a spy of my enemies.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

I killed you because you're already on fire anyway.