"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

I told you not to go all 'rrru-rrrules ' on them!





I'm calling from jail because I forgot to buy a King Cake..

 

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I told you it wasn't a Queen Cake they wanted....

I'm calling from jail because we wrote a dirty song.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

I told you they like dirty dub step songs!




I'm callin' from jale 'cas I can't spel rigt..

 

[lites1230]

I told you to use spell-check.

I'm calling from jail cause I broke my neighbor's window.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you never to hit the houses close to home.

I'm calling from jail because I test drove to many vehicles.  

[Tera Windstar]

This thread needs some love heart

Tera Windstar

I told you never to hit the houses close to home.

I'm calling from jail because I test drove to many vehicles.

heart  

[Daypaw]

I told you, it's only test driving if they're in a car lot and someone knows you took them.

I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped a cookie.  

[2ndAndSebring]

I told you not to leave any evidence of the kidnapping!

I'm calling from jail because I murdered a cake.  

[Victoria Whitechapel]

I told you to only wound the cake xd

I am calling from jail because I was flirting with the guards to help my friend escape  

[Vanilla Acoustic]

Ermergrsh I TOLD YOU NOT TO HELP ME gonk

I'm calling from jail because I made my cat a male stripper.  

[Daypaw]

I told you that PETA wouldn't go for that.

I'm calling from jail because I slapped a clown.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you you might have to go to jail for that, but you will get the thumbs up from all who think Clowns are creepy.

I'm calling from jail because they said I was Trespassing  

[2ndAndSebring]

I told you to get out of my house!

I'm calling from jail because I hit a police man with my guitar.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that was not the stripper I hired.

I'm calling from jail because They didn't like my art work.  

[Daypaw]

I told you you can't draw on the pictures in museums.

I'm calling from jail because I got into a fight with a chimpanzee.