corrupt a wish

[DvnT]

granted your a real girl now. but you lie too much and get changed back into a puppet.

i wish i was the main character in one of my books...  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you kill yourself because your character is emo.

I wish that I was out of high school already.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... But it turns out the real world is just like high school!!!!

I wish I was stronger....  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, now you can look at sunlight reflecting off the snow for up to thrity seconds.
I wish... kinda desprate at this moment, AH, I wish I was my Avi In Real Life.  

[Inaria Meleasare]

granted but then you are only 1 inch tall

I wish i was a were wolf.  

[vgraceabutterfly]

Granted, but an evil hunter person shoots you.

I wish I had magical powers.  

[fairywaif]

Granted! Unfortunately, they backfire and you blow up. burning_eyes  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted! Unfortunately you didn't wish for anything so you evaporated into dust !

I wish this damn writer's strike would be over already so all my shows would have new episodes already !!!!  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then your show's new episodes get horrible ratings and are cancelled.

I wish my hair would cooperate.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... But two days later your hair all falls out...

I wish I didn't have to work.....  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted! Sadly, you now have no income...therefore, you have no money, resulting in chronic poverty.


I wish I could get a job...
(Wanna trade?)  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you get fired two hours later.

I wish I wasn't sick. TT  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

granted... now you have to go back to doing all those things you just hate doing....

I wish I had more time before my next class....  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but it's only a second.


I wish the elections would skip ahead so that only 2 candidates are left.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... Their completly different people than before and both are just wrong for the job...

I wish photobucket wasn't doing maintance right now....