ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[patriciagreen95]

because construction paper tastes like dirt and concrete and glue xp
why is the world cubical?  

[Princess Fine X]

because i fell down a cliff
why is the dirt brown? heart  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

Princess Fine X

because i fell down a cliff
why is the dirt brown? heart

Its made of POOP!!!!

why is the sky blue?  

[more-amour]

because its gods favorite color
who named the animals ???  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

more-amour

because its gods favorite color
who named the animals ???

Jim Hensson !!!
How long does it take to get from Canada to Mexico IF by boat?  

[tleeee]

432,346,346,785,126,862,175 seconds.

true or false?  

[Rinthia]

Neither, your head explodes before finding the answer.

Why does my little sister try to annoy me?  

[Chocoberry Love]

Because she has a stick shoved up her a**.

Why didn't my boyfriend come see me today?  

[drinkarules]

because he had to go to the hospital after breaking his heart.

why is my computer so slow?  

[xMoiCHi]

because your computer was actually taken by aliens at 3:00am when you were sleeping.
they installed some kind of "human spection" program and your computer is so slow because its picking up signals from space.

why is my dad so weird?

 

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because he found out you were on gaia and then he ate some bad tuna and forgot his quantum physics. (sorry, that made positively no sense)

why don't i get to have sideburns and whiskers?  

[Kookielief]

Because you haven't gotten that sex change operation yet.


Why is canned ham called spam?  

[iesl]

canned ham is called spam because the makers advertised their product by putting a free sample in people's mailboxes. on hot days, the canned ham spoiled and smelled in the mailboxes, and people were very unhappy that their sample became inedible. they compared it to the spam that they got in their e-mail inbox.

are flies called flies because they can fly?  

[Kookielief]

No, they're called flies because they fly into the zipper on your pants.


Why do rabbits eat their own poop?  

[iesl]

rabbits eat their own poop because they mistake it for rat poop. they feel that if they eat rat poop, it will be easier to hunt it down so they can eat the actual rat.

why don't fish have eyelids?