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 Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:11 pm
When the bomb hit his face he accidentaly swallowed it and luckily he is a quick digester and shot the bomb 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 inches away. SAVE!
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:18 pm
But when it went flying it came back to him because it went around the earth and exploded the ground beneath him and he fell in the hole and met the puppet on saw and he said "i want to play a game" but unfortunitaly jim lost on the game of life and had 24 kids in a beat down apartment in a crummy city called new york and went bankrupt then the police arrested him for not paying for the crummy apartment which costed 999999999999999999999999999999999$ a second and went to jail and dropped the soap in the shower... you know what happens if you drop the soap in a men's jail's shower...MAJOR OWNAGE!!!!!KILL!!!!!! crying
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:40 pm
God created everyone (including gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transsexuals, pansexuals and straight people) in his image...
But Jim wakes up from his dream. Saved.
...so shut your whining mouths, homophobes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:18 pm
But then someone stabs him from behind. Kill
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:33 pm
But the knife that Jim was stabbed with was made out of cheese. Really soft cheese. (Yuck.) So it it just sorta crumbled in the guy's hand. Save!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:37 am
but he has a pocket knife but a very sharp and big one he stabs him from it KILL
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:01 am
jim does the matrix and dodges it SAVE
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:20 am
a rock falls from no where! KILL
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:26 am
ljim looks puzzled wondering why a rock just fell 3 metres away from him SAVE
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:38 am
a random guy shows up and starts poking him with bullets and then 2 more men show up and start poking him with KNIVES!!! blaugh KILL!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:46 am
i come out of nowhere and kill them(not jim)
SAVE
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:42 pm
You mistaked Jim for one of the guys and killed him. KILL! >:]
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:12 pm
Luckily the guy that was killed was jims body double and jim got away in nick of time...save
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:55 pm
Jim's body double ended up being a criminal, so the police thought Jim was Jim's body double and killed him smile Kill.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:29 pm
But Jim's double didn't want Jim to die so he knocked the police out with a large hammer
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