Why did you divorce the person above you?

[midnight_wolf_dream]

Well he decided to take me to the doctor for being "insane" and having "multiple personalities." That's just uncalled for!  

[Shy_Meganekko]

It was hard to fall asleep knowing that her friend "Fred" might be awake and ready to experiment with our sharp kitchen knives.  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

She kept getting his name wrong its "Freddy MCBOBBones"  

[JTN]

She always kept waking up screaming... after only biting her once or twice.  

[Valiant Fenris]

he stole my woman...traitorous vampire  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I fell for someone else...  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

We coudn't click, instead we fought endlessly  

[Deathfrost]

Well for starters, he cut off my head & tried to shove dynamite down the food hole, I tossed him into the endless abyss after dipping him in plastic explosive soup then threw a grenade at him... Oh wait, those were the good times?!?... Then it was just because we're both guys & no offense, but he kept stealing all the girls from me... Not my fault he has enough time to go to the gym for12 hours a day & he doesn't look like a reject from the "thriller" video... Not all of us can have the perfect look, I mean damn I'm just a skeleton... rofl  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

It just didn't work out anymore, I saw him with another man! x3  

[Deathfrost]

She was apparently cheating on me with 30 other people... That is what x3 means, right?... mrgreen  

[midnight_wolf_dream]

He mistook my 30 person party for cheating, you just can't go there.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Well you try reasoning with a Succubi that is in love with me that was trying to rip her apart when SOMEONE set up an arranged wedding. Pretty much for her safety.  

[Valiant Fenris]

he was paranoid, muttering about some succubi  

[Deathfrost]

I was too chicken to ask if they were a guy or a girl & I refused to check their profile or be a stalker to find out, so it was just easier to divorce them... mrgreen