Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Valiant Fenris]

He couldn't tell I was a guy  

[Deathfrost]

They couldn't tell that i was joking... mrgreen  

[Reynard the Wanderer]

Couldn't love me the right way.  

[Deathfrost]

Had to, they made me die laughing...  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

His friends kept making him laugh and it disrupted our life together. I had to find someone more serious! heart  

[Reynard the Wanderer]

She hated fun.  

[Mika Phoenix]

i did becasue i was afraid that he was really chuck norris and would roundhouse kick my head off if i made one tiny mistake!
:S  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

because I am chuck norris  

[Shy_Meganekko]

She believes that she is invincible.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

You tell us what happened here...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

I can't remember the last time he did something for me.  

[Bismark74]

She takes everything I do for granted!  

[Marissa on My Mind]

He cheated on me for a ginger slut.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Whenever I open the door to our house, he greets me with a gun to the face.  

[JTN]

She put ketchup on my hot dog! gonk

Sinner! Blasphemer! Heretic!