Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

First of all it wasn't a Marrige, it was Partnership. I don't know where these people are getting that we were married, or where these divorce papers came from... Second of all, He pretty much freaked out when i was messing with a little floating ball. IDK where he got that i have universal powersWhich I do have. Because he wanted me to send him to a world full of candy and women.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He never gives the other colors in the rainbow a chance. It's always black, black, and maybe some gray.  

[Valiant Fenris]

She used her sword on me then stole my root beer  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He lies! I don't even like root beer.  

[JTN]

She hates root beer. She hates root beer so much, she cursed me and the generations to come after me when I told her that it was my favourite drink. And don't get me started when I mentioned root beer floats to her...

*puts ointment on the bite marks*  

[Valiant Fenris]

im allergenic to cats, but he was so cute! im not gay, but i like cats....  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

I loved his tail so much. Then he started bitching about how I loved the tail more that him (which is true mind you). I tried to like the actual person who the tail belonged to but then I went, "screw this s**t" and got a divorce.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

The most interesting part of our relationship is when we started fighting each other with our swords.  

[JTN]

She constantly beats the children... granted they are not our children, but the point still stands.  

[HUNNY8801]

I came home from work and caught him making love to the cat. He was all "Oh yeah" and the cat was like "Me-yowch" and I was all "Ewww".  

[JTN]

I've totally had it with all her rules...
 

[Shy_Meganekko]

I question the websites he goes to. (0.0)  

[MaronKuzaka]

She asked too many questions Dx

 

[JTN]

sweatdrop She never really cared for who I was... then she had me dress up as a pirate... then a slave-boy... now a cowboy...

*kind of likes the buttless chaps though*  

[Magician^21]

cuz i'm not gay