Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Valdis Thyone]

Because he refused to let me play with his ears.  

[Magician^21]

because she never stops being a SWAT and forgets to prepare my meal.  

[Deathfrost]

Because aside from the fact that I'm not into guys, they made fun of my PMD (Premature Mental Decline...) mrgreen  

[Shy_Meganekko]

That purple flame of his ruined the carpet  

[B l o o P e r s O N]

Too sparkly. Couldn't look away.  

[Deathfrost]

She wouldn't talk to me... redface  

[Seiji-ojisan]

So... needy... xp  

[icemegx77]

Always scowling at me with this evil look in his eyes.  

[JTN]

She steals and eats the bento my mom makes for me... cat_crying

 

[A death bird]

he sayed my pet dragon ran away and then i found it, in the bath tub dead 0.o  

[Deathfrost]

They killed their dragons & kept trying to blame it on others... gonk  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He's extremely bright...literally that is.  

[pure as snow]

she didn't want to give her red pendant. heart  

[JTN]

She made me invent Monkey-Missiles™ and then made fun of them.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He couldn't tell that I was joking.