Why did you divorce the person above you?

[icemegx77]

Because i realized i was straight. :3  

[JTN]

I was doing some file maintenance on her computer and found her internet browsing history... Justin Bieber fansites everywhere!

*shudder*  

[Deathfrost]

We were never married, just really good friends, & nothing more, but after walking in on him & his lifesized naked beiber doll, I had to make sure that everyone knew that he & I would never be the same again... burning_eyes  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

At first our hatred for the Biebs brought us together... But when he started planning assassination I knew I had to get out before the crazed Bieber fans came to kill us.

 

[JTN]

She constantly denied the existence of The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, UFOs and Freddie Mercury!  

[Shy_Meganekko]

He kept yanking on the beards of every Santa Claus in the malls.  

[Deathfrost]

She forced me to prove to her that Saint Nick has been dead for centuries... Those kids seeing us dig up a half missing skeleton with a white beard, didn't respond the way I thought they would... Now I wish "automail" was real...
DONT READ THE FINE PRINT...
Santa Claus was butt-raped by a reindeer, when he was leaving your house Christmas eve, You may say that Santa had it coming, for giving them reindeer porn dvds...  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

His sense of humour is a much little too crude for me

 

[Deathfrost]

She thought I was joking, but I was not...
DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!
If you can read this, Lady_Conspiracy will give you $80,000,000,000,000 but only if you can convince her to admit that she has it... mrgreen  

[Seiji-ojisan]

His style clashed with my rock n' roll. neutral  

[ChronosTimeMage]

because he destroyed my computer after watching Nyan-Cat! cat_crying  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

Our relationship got cold fast.  

[Seiji-ojisan]

She wouldn't come out of her glittery shell. emotion_donotwant  

[Deathfrost]

He wasn't my type, what with him being a guy & all... mrgreen  

[A death bird]

umm he tryed to kill me