The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you because of rabbit infestations!  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I'm currently struggling with a zombie infestation not a rabbit one.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I need new hang out spots without humping people.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for knowing humping people.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because everybody knows people who hump but ehm, I don't know these two. A hangout spot for me is a spot all alone with a nice view and ambiance where I can lie down and think.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because your hangout spot was violated today and you did nothing to stop it.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I thought it was an interesting sight xd , can't say I haven't done anything there either. I wish the parking lot would no longer be locked like it used to. I like it more.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for being a naughty little person.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I know you would be curious too. whee  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I am not in the slightest curious about that. Watching someone else do that just seems too invasive to me.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because the most exciting thing about outdoor sex is the risk to be caught. I did them a favor.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I would still be pretty embarrassed if I caught a couple going at it when I'm unwanted there.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because they should have chosen a place that is less favoured by me.  

[Miku4U]

You're banned because I can't ban myself for posting in such an awkward moment... redface  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because they had no idea that you liked that spot and thus thought it was fine.