Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deathfrost]

He said he wanted to jump off that building, so i just helped him by giving him a little push... After hitting the ground & bouncing 3 times he took out his iphone & called the cops on me (I was more shocked that that P.O.S. phone was still working that anything else... eek ) The judge allotted him a restraining order, but allotted me a no contact order, so it all worked out... mrgreen  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I was leaning over the balcony to see the beautiful view better. He tried to push me! scream  

[A death bird]

she tryed to spy on me wile i was doing "some things"  

[A death bird]

Deathfrost

He said he wanted to jump off that building, so i just helped him by giving him a little push... After hitting the ground & bouncing 3 times he took out his iphone & called the cops on me (I was more shocked that that P.O.S. phone was still working that anything else... eek ) The judge allotted him a restraining order, but allotted me a no contact order, so it all worked out... mrgreen

for the record i sayed i wanted to BUNNGEY jump  

[Deathfrost]

I threw him the bungee cord after I "helped" him... sweatdrop  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I feared that he would try to go bungee jumping again. I couldn't bear to watch him forget the cord... Again!  

[Deathfrost]

She likes to stifle my creativity with all her conspiracy theories... mrgreen  

[A death bird]

he was murdder cicopath drunk and well.... he found my stash  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He couldn't spell... It hurt my soul...  

[A death bird]

she coudint acsept that i cant spell  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Either he cannot spell or he's drunk...it's hard to tell most of the time  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

That cow... I swear, he was out to get me  

[JTN]

She didn't like the demonic doll I got for her...
 

[A death bird]

aernly she didint like the 100s souls i gave her.....  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Our house became a haunted attraction...I blame him for it