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JTN
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:59 am
She always disapproves whenever I bring a poor stray kitty home.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:26 pm
My dogs kept eating his cats... He actually divorced me!
 

Lady_Conspiracy

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Seiji-ojisan

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:32 pm
Too many dogs.  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:38 pm
What's the point of a machete when you've got a gun? Also the bullets costs an arm and a leg.  

Shy_Meganekko


A death bird

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:49 pm
she tryed to kill me.  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:42 pm
He's too paranoid  

Shy_Meganekko


werebear1967

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:10 am
Too darkside for my taste.  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:12 am
He won't bathe.  

Pink Slowpoke

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pure as snow

Fashionable Fairy

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:28 pm
He doesn't liked to be hugged  
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:59 pm
She Ish A brony, not that i have anything against it, but she tried to lure me into bronyism! I AM LOYAL TO MY NEUTRALITY AND I WILL REMAIN STRONG TO IT!!! Oh and because she tried to put me in pink... A frilly, pink tux. what kind of outfit is that?  

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Windyful

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:58 pm
I figured once I saw blood on his face it just wasn't going to work out. xD  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:27 am
She always burned the beacon, & even though I don't normally eat beacon anyway, I just knew it would transfer over into her cooking other foods, & she wouldn't allow me to cook, so we had to end it...  

Deathfrost

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Engineer of Destruction

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:06 pm
For some reason, he called bacon 'beacon'.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:45 pm
He ate all my bacon... That's not cool... gonk  

Lady_Conspiracy

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engineer-of-doom
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:14 pm
One too many conspiracy theories!  
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