Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Shy_Meganekko]

He doesn't understand the usefulness of maps. What will happen if the GPS doesn't get a signal?  

[Annie Stephenie]

I told her that I was not lesbian. sweatdrop  

[JTN]

She was pretending that she was not a lesbian pretending to be a lesbian pretending to not be a lesbian pretending to be a princess-magical-girl... lesbian.  

[Noir The Confused]

He killed our pet cat...  

[Windyful]

Her plushie kept pooping rainbows all over the living room.  

[Deathfrost]

We just grew apart...  

[BornToPlease]

cuz we havent talked in fricken forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying  

[Deathfrost]

Because she never gets online anymore & she doesn't text me or anything anymore... I do however miss her... redface  

[BornToPlease]

because i wanted him to messsage me and he didnt so i moved on....  

[JTN]

She steals my hair when I sleep...

*counts again... is short by 417* cat_confused  

[Lady Pepperell]

His breath always smells of fish.  

[Noir The Confused]

She used all my gun powder to make Fireworks that I didn't even get to see. emotion_donotwant  

[Lady Pepperell]

She said she's not interested in going to"'Greek Heritage Days" with me.  

[Deathfrost]

She got mad at me for misunderstanding what "Greek Heritage Days" were... redface