•unfortunately , fortunately•

[Hamsterliciousness]

fortunately it didn't matter because they were going to rip the floor out the next day  

[D46]

Unforunately, the heavy duty cleaning supplies Burn a hole in the wall to.

 

[die kleine Fee]

Fortunately you found treasure in the walls.  

[Hamsterliciousness]

unfortunatley upon closer inspection, it was all fake  

[OhFancy]

Fortunately,it has chocolate inside.  

[die kleine Fee]

Unfortunately, the majority of it was already eaten by the mice living in your walls.  

[Hamsterliciousness]

Fortunetly it was all stale anyways  

[fallingCoconut]

Unfortunately, it was molding and the mold creeped off onto the floor and the wall and everything near it - including the pipes.
D;
 

[Hamsterliciousness]

fortunetly they wont a lottery for a new home and the moved out of the mold infested one  

[D46]

Unfortunately, The new house was put on fire.  

[Hamsterliciousness]

Fortunetly they caught the person who set it on fire and made him/her pay for all the damages  

[D46]

Unfortunately, they found out the money he/she gave them back for all the damages was stolen from a bank.

 

[die kleine Fee]

Fortunately, that bank blew up and all of the records had been destroyed, so you get to keep it anyway.  

[Hamsterliciousness]

Unfortunelty, the house got blown up  

[music_girlie]

Forunately, you moved in with your relatives