idiot in a box (not what you think)

[LittleTnCo]

The doorbell rings. You yell, "Who is it." "It's the Pizza Guy!" says Pizza Guy. You go to your purse and get money to pay Pizza Guy. I grab remote and change the channel to CSI: Miami  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

*Taps you on the shoulder, then switches sides to grab remote. Then cracks a beer bottle over your head. I watch you fall into unwanted slumber* Nighty-Night! Time for some Wolf's Rain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4LtVKC-sM  

[Cerebral Perception]

*all but me are too lazy to get up in any case besides pizza* *breaks all remotes in the world* *gets up and changes channel using buttons on TV*  

[LittleTnCo]

Leaves a box of Pizza on yur doorstep. Rings bell. You answer door. See Pizza. Grabs for Pizza. Pizza box starts moving in opposite direction. You start chasing after Pizza. I use super glue to repair all the remote controls and change the channel to the Discovery Channel.  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

I take a super-fast-spectacular-fawsome-speedy car to the Discovery Channel head quater place thingy and destro the main-frame *cue evil laughter* Then rush on back to see Yu Yu Hakusho!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*breaks TV, gets a new one that remotes don't work on* Time to go back to the exact same channel an angel from abov put it on
*changes to Yu-Yu Hakusho* OH YU-YU HAKUSHO!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[BlueNeko13]

gets penguin to steal remote and changes channel to a channel that is about aardvarks  

[Cerebral Perception]

*still on Yu-Yu Hakusho* "TV that remotes don't work on" razz  

[BlueNeko13]

get my penguin to change the channel to a magical channel that plays anime all day with his psychic power  

[Cerebral Perception]

I <3 YOU!! *sits and watches anime*  

[LittleTnCo]

Bribes the Television people to show nothing but Feed the World and Barney shows all day.  

[Yreduasp]

Bribes the producers to turn Barney into a psycho killers and then convinces Barney to bite off your arms. Grabs the remote and presses a random button, the T.V goes blank... "Awwwwwww."  

[LittleTnCo]

Michael Jackson takes money from Feed the World to have operation procedure done to reattach my arms. Surgeon made a mistake. One of my arms now looks like a huge remote control that I can press buttons and change channel. Now people are fighting over my arm. Nobody can decide what to watch. Waaaaaaaaa!! xd  

[Cerebral Perception]

Screw this. *takes out Zune and watches TV on that*  

[LittleTnCo]

steals zune