The Thread of Lies.

[Emme Meow]

Cake is really made of kittens.  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

Marshmellows are rock hard  

[potatosarecool]

I was raised by wolves my entire life, and this computer is made out of the blood of virgins! What?  

[Strideo]

Cell phones are not actually wireless. They have tiny invisible wires that link them to the phone company.  

[Dolix Pullo]

As John Scatman says, scatting and stuttering are completely different  

[Strideo]

If you hand upside down for over three weeks you will gain superpowers.  

[The Band1t]

I am a zombie come back to eat the brains of the living.

[That was a half lie, the question is, Which half is the truth?]  

[iiSick]

all of the guys on this guild DID get raped by Michael Jackson!  

[Strideo]

Let us just leave "rape" off the table. rolleyes

It is well known that mice are invincible and that the military is working on new mouse armor technology.  

[Strideo]

The next time I post in this thread I will tell the truth.  

[Slam de Nerd]

I have a girlfriend. ninja  

[sHiRo_ChAn_10]

My brother who is the prince of Corsihverga has a whole bunch of dancing mokeys that are the cuteset thing ever as they dance and prance!!~  

[Strideo]

I am a millionaire. I buy a new expensive sports car every three months.  

[Shikaeii]

Everyone here is related to Steven Blum.  

[Xylbaiyu]

It is a widely known fact that ants are taking over the world.

No - really.