scenes from a hat

[NotoriousBettieRage]

first lines of the worst poems ever writen  

[Niede]

1) Oh, green lump I found one day in the bathroom
2) Warble flap neep neep jimble poo!
3) OHI THAR!!! LOLZ!!!1111!!
4)My zipper was stuck open one fall morning  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

the most retarded super powers ever  

[Niede]

The ability to tell that it's really not butter.
Pencil sharpening with the mind.  

[Angelicphrase]

Hypnotic lord of the dance foot power  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

the worst things you can say after sex  

[Niede]

1: Have we started yet?
2: Well, there goes the last lingering threads of my heterosexuality.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

things everyone thinks about you but never says  

[Misty Marina]

I just had a couple of beers~  

[Vaidurya]

-Sleeping with a chick, guy's perspective- Isn't she done yet?
Man, I really need to pick my nose.
-random thing on the sidewalk- I wonder if that's edible?
-really hot day- I can feel the sweat trickling down my buttcrack.
-When asked by a chick if she looks fat- Of course you do. I can even see your thighs duking it out to see who's going to fill in the space between your legs.
If the meal between lunch and breakfast is brunch, then why's the meal between lunch and dinner called tea?
-Sleeping with a guy, chick's perspective- Isn't he done yet?  

[Sarah_Jones69]

"Oh dear, those beans gave me horrible gas."  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

boy/girl scout badges we've never heard of  

[Adrinix]

i dont know how to name these proplrly, but, best barehanded bearkiller *shrug*  

[Angelicphrase]

The female impersonators badge. Given out only after a successful strut down the catwalk heels, chiffon ,tiara and all. mrgreen  

[Exor Omega]

Oh look! Little Timmy got his new Jump Off A Bridge And Land Face First Badge! He's so proud!