Relm of the Bizarre

[Methodless Madness]

"TOFU!" she yelled in response. "Oh, damn, was I supposed to say 'meat'?"  

[Cain Wolfbane]

*at the mention of tofu a huge tidal wave appears, since Joe cant swim he opens a portal to escape*
Joe-Well, I got to go now, if you survive I'll be at burger king. *Joe goes into a portal to bk and the portal closes behind him*  

[Cain Wolfbane]

*breakdances and summons my four-way sword that looks like an x and when I hold it, it has demon flames that are powered by a glowing red gem in the middle. I take aim at the wave and slice it with a twirl of the blade, then I strike the sushi to prevent it from rising again.* (it was hard to keep that random, but thats my special sword, I made it around the time I was making Joe, whom I need a new title for, it's been forever since I added a new part to his title, can someone help with that?)  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Billy isn't a title, it's a food... maybe...  

[Methodless Madness]

She jumped through the portals opening at random. "OMG!!!11!1 THIS IS JUST LIKE BEETLEJUICE!" she screamed.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

I blame fishsticks, the source of all evil...  

[Solarnox]

Suddenly a slim girl with light brown hair almost to the blond point with a black shirt and tight jeans, fell from the sky crashing against the ground "What the hell!!....damn...it hurts..." She stares at her surrounding feeling a horrible pain cause of the fall.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Since when is the ground around here hard? Like normal ground? I'd better change it. *ground turns into gooey fudge and marshmellow goo, and the sky becomes a swirley green and orange* Much better! But why am I the only one who does backround changes? I put at the begining that people can change the color of the sky, and now the ground now too I guess. smile  

[Solarnox]

"wow, uh hi there..." She stood up slowly, staring at the guy and making appear next to her a kind of weird chair.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Hi! I noticed you fell from the sky there, I wouldv'e rode in on a talking giant flying magic necromancer demon barracuda of Doom named Joe but falling from the sky is good too. You know what's funny? My grunny is green with red eyes so by wearing it I have holiday colors so I dont need to dress up... I like cake! scream  

[Solarnox]

She sat in the chair and smiled "That's funny indeed..." she said politely as she made appear also of nowhere a tea cup and a floating piece of cake "And I also like cake!!" she exclaimed with a cheerful smile taking a sip from the teacup.