hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[silverlum45]

hammer, and hope that it hits.

a large foot about to smush you.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

opened clotheshanger, which i point upward into the oncoming foot, giving an effect like stepping on a needle



"oh no, its godzilla!!!!!"  

[Garynook]

throw the hammer away from him and hope he'll try to catch it.

Stepsister?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

duct tape on arms, legs, and mouth. maybe the wire clthes hanger around arms and legs as well for extra hold.

cracked ribs  

[ew71]

duct tape
aliens plan to abduct your mom  

[Speedira]

Hammer
a broken wire that could electracute or give you a light zap?  

[Kirksome]

hammer ( twisted MUAHAHAHAHAHA)

A rabid chicken who eats hammers?  

[Speedira]

Duck tape
Bratz dolls?  

[Garynook]

BRATZ DOLLS!? CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!! wait.. oops emh... break the clothhanger into half inch pieces ducttape them to the hammer then hammer the hell out of them and the girls playing with them.

AM radio?  

[Speedira]

Hammer
almost broken tv?  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

hammer!!! (may as well finish the job)

pets tore up christmas presents on the eve......  

[Garynook]

nuder them with the coat-hanger.

No christmas gifts because of the recession?  

[this_is_g8y]

clothes hanger, wrap it in tinfoil and attach a tag saying "+15 greathanger, epic drop off epic boss" and sell it on ebay for PHAT LEWTS.

Use said lewts to buy gifts.

Angry undead abortion zombie swarms take over new york.  

[Lady Silverface]

Duct tape. Just unroll, slap on door in copious amounts, and pray.

Nuclear fallout. surprised  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

wrap yourself in duct tape for protection, dive into a fallout shelter. when its all over, if u still live take the hammer in hand and head out to find things, smashing mutant faces in as u go......

can not afford doctor bill