Hetalia-ish jokes?

[Lithuania-tan]

(( Actually, it's NOT wrong. It's medical. In the list of medical polls, the numbers don't lie. X3

But lol Matt... I want to see a fic of Al/Matt and when Al sees how big Matt is he gets jealous. ))  

[zla kob]

I think I found one of those on the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hmmmm...
I. Don't. Remember.
Of course.
I knew that.
The survey of European women shows this.
But...
Wouldn't Al/Matt suddenly transform into...
Matt/Al?
: O

 

[Lithuania-tan]

(( Matt: What, you think you can top me with that? -Laugh-

Like that. XD ))  

[zla kob]

That would be hilarious.
rofl
However...
Matthew would have to grow a backbone first.
And perhaps put down his polar bear.
Whose name escaped me.
Best crack pairing (in this order):
Canada/Germany.
OMG WTF BBQ.
rofl rofl rofl

 

[Lithuania-tan]

(( Nononono.

Latvia/Prussia XD ))  

[zla kob]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
And Prussia MAKING him do it.
Sealand/Russia
Make this insane!Russia
Woah.
Woah there.
Ahahahahahahahaha.
This is too good.
N. Italy/S. Italy by mutual hair... uhh...
frottage.
Hehehe.

 

[Lithuania-tan]

(( LOL Sealand/Russia XD That's great.

I can see the Italy brothers getting in a fight and wrestling and their curls get in a knot. So they're like trying to untangle them but at the same time it's like mutual masturbation! ))  

[zla kob]

4laugh
Can't even concentrate on the knot. Teehee.
Oooooh! Austria and Canada have little hair ahoges.
I think that's what they are.
OT4?

 

[catweasels]

((<3 It would just be "little ahoge(s)". 'Cause ahoge literally translates to foolish or stupid hair.
And polar bear is Kumajirou~

A-a-and.... on the vital region business. I already went through that discussion with a friend and (after much searching online), we concluded that either (a) there isn't a scale big enough or (b) no need to make the rest of the world suffer envy, because it's impossible to find the average size for Canada.

[Edit] AND IF YOU ALL LOOK AT A CERTAIN REQUEST LILY AND I PUT ON THE KINK MEME, FELIKS AGREES THAT MATTY IS QUITE HUNG.))  

[Mukuro-kun]

((After pulling up my handy-dandy chart....

Canada's at 13.9 cm. =w=

Smaller than the Baltic states, Russia, Poland, Belarus, France, Spain, both Italys!, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Austria, Germany, Turkey, Sweden, and Switzerland. At least he's bigger than America.))  

[catweasels]

((I wish I had a handy dandy chart.))  

[Mama Lussuria]

((Well, I could PM you my handy dandy chart. >w>

It comes with ICONS.
HETALIA icons.

[catweasels]

((Ohdamn))  

[zla kob]

-gasp- I saw that request!
Huzzah.
rofl
Poor America-tan.
But my sources say different!
If size of their country has anything to do with it...
Teehee.

 

[Dagur]

This is a joke told to me by a freind who learned it from his Russian teacher who was from Eastern Euorope.

A Polish man was walking down the road when something gold and shiny caught his eye. He picked it up to find it was a lamp.

After rubbing it a genie appeared, and said in a deep booming voice, "I am the Genie of the Lamp. I will grant you three wishes."

The Polish man thought for a moment and then said. "I want the Mongols to invade Poland.”

The Genie raised a questioning eye brown, and then nodded, “As you wish.”

Deep in Mongolia suddenly they had a call to arms, and they made a bee line to Poland. With an expertise known to few they raped, pillaged, and burned until buildings were smoldering husks.

Surrounded by the wreckage the Genie looked down at the Polish man and said. “It is done. Now your second wish.”

Without pause the Polish man said. “I want the Mongols to invade Poland again.”

The Genie’s eyes widened, and he asked. “Are you sure?”

The Polish man nodded.

“As you wish!” The Genie announced, and with an even greater furry the Mongols rose up and they raped, pillaged, and burned until the ruins of Poland were merely smoking embers on the ground.

As the Mongols left the Genie turned to the Polish man. “It is done. Now for your final wish.”

“I wish for the Mongols to invade Poland.” The polish man answered.

With a look of utter confusion and unable to believe the wish the Genie said. “Your land is in utter ruin. Why would you want them to come again let alone the first two times?”

“Because,” Said the Polish man, “Every time the Mongols invade Poland they go through Russia twice!”