The Corrupt Wish Game.

[patriciagreen95]

granted but you get dreadlocks that wont untangle
~i wish (or hope) that i can avoid disaster at camp~  

[Sayurixchan]

You avoid disaster by sitting surled up in a corner the whole time, causing everyone to think you're insane.

I wish I got a text message right...now!  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but your bill wasn't paid. Your phone rejects everything you try to do.
I wish I could rewind time.

 

[Sayurixchan]

Granted! But then everything becomes Butterfly Effect-esque and everything always gets worse no matter what you do when you rewind time.

I wish I succeed in hugging Miyavi when he comes in April.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but you squeeze him too tight and kill him.
I wish I had a new phone.

 

[Saruhno]

Aha. You get your new phone but it doesn't work.

I wish essays and such weren't need in life.  

[Sayurixchan]

Wow...I wish that too...how can I make this bad xD

Essays are no longer needed in life, but all life dies anyways. D:

I wish...um...that this semester would hurry and be over already.  

[patriciagreen95]

granted but your school randomely changes to a year long school and you have no breaks or vacations!
i wish i didn't have a fevr anymoah  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

I'm gonna guess you meant you didn't have a fever anymore and that's granted, but you stay very cold with the chills and the flu.
I wish I had more chocolate.

 

[patriciagreen95]

lol. ya. a mix of typos and lazyness. sweatdrop
granted! you get A LOT more chocolate but you also get more acne after eating it ALL xp
~i wish i could find my cell phone~  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You find it, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had contacts. (For eyes)

 

[patriciagreen95]

granted but they are dry and don't help
i wish i had a mango heart  

[iiPwn]

you get one but its plastic and full of POWERTHIRST™
i wish i had a can of POWERTHIRST™  

[Sayurixchan]

You get one! But after you drink it you're constantly thirsty.

I wish I found a nice sum of money that I could go shopping with.  

[iiPwn]

you found it but it was obamas so you go to federal prison and do a life sentence
i wish i had an endless supply of POWERTHIRST™