The red chair

[Cerebral Perception]

*breaks space-time continuum to catapult chair out of middle ages and trapping you there, chair appears in present time in my possession*  

[BlueNeko13]

summons chair back to the middle ages with my psychic penguin and hides in Djibouti  

[Cerebral Perception]

*gets dragon friend from middle ages to kill you and your penguin and hide it in a place that only I and him know of*  

[333sama333]

*Sends tiger to go in and sniff you out. Tiger kills dragon as I grab the chair and we run away laughing my head off*  

[Cerebral Perception]

HOW COULD YOU?!?!?! *unleashes full fury on 333sama333 and accidentally breaks chair* oh crap *runs with pieces to chair repair place*  

[BlueNeko13]

resurrects myself and penguin steals chair from sama and hides in the universe of the 4 gods.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*walks into universe of the 4 gods, greets 4 gods, they seem to respect me, they get me the chair at any cost*  

[BlueNeko13]

gets nuriko to steal the chair back for me and goes down the well to the feudal era  

[Cerebral Perception]

Well, well. It's an Inuyasha reference. Two can play at the reference game. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!! *10 of me* UZIMAKI BARRAGE!!! *afterwards steals chair and hides out in a somewhere in Code Geass*  

[333sama333]

XDDDD *Resurrects myself and tiger and sadly attempt to destroy all 10 of you. Tiger goes in, and magically get the chair somehow!* XD  

[BlueNeko13]

my penguin summons the chair with it psychic power and we hide in the 3rd music room at ouran academy  

[CresentMoon14]

hits you in the back of the head with a baseball bat then runs away with chair to the pool  

[GoldenFraggle]

Gets snake to give you a little "hug" takes chair and hides it in a Psychedelic coloured Volkswagon Bus filled with Hippies !  

[333sama333]

*Runs in with tiger, attacks GoldenFraggle and steals chair* Oh, and hippies, there's a nice town in Oregon that would gladly welcome you.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Convinces Hippies that 333sama333 lied to them and that the town in Oregon is actually filled with rich Republicans. Hippies get angry and bombards sama and tiger. Golden Fraggle sneaks off with chair in the chaos !