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 Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:46 pm
Granted but you are now black.
I wish I wasn't a broke a** ho.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:18 pm
Granted, but your pimp beats you on a daily basis.
I wish I had a sweet new computer.
None of that macfaggotry either.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:27 pm
Granted, but a week later a revolutionary new advancement is placed on the market, making your new computer not only obsolete, but unable to do the most basic of functions in the new era of technology.
I wish I could wish whatever I wanted into existence at any time like a Genie does.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:14 am
Granted, but everytime you make one of these wishes, one of your limbs disappear.
I wish I could teleport myself home right now. emo
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:19 am
Granted.
Of course, you know the saying, "Home is where the heart is?" Well, you just teleported yourself into your own chest, causing yourself to explode because you don't fit in your own chest.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:13 am
Granted but apparently no one ever taught you to pay attention on the road/sky. You're eaten by a plane engine.
I wish I was taller.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:23 pm
Granted, but now you're not only not an adorably short Asian,
but you hit your head on EVERYTHING EVER. >: owieesss.
I wish I could manage time better...
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:08 am
Granted, Time freezes for you for the rest of eternity, enjoy your loneliness.
I wish Gaia would tell me why my main account got banned for three days.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:41 am
Granted but you had to sleep with Lanzer in the process. Your manhood will never be the same.
I wish that I had something to eat right now.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:57 am
Granted, but now you're only have duck liver the rest of your life (though you'd probably like it, lololol).
I wish things weren't so terribly different as they are now.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:48 pm
SWFTWLF (though you'd probably like it, lololol). Funny, that's actually true. xd We eat liver in the Philippines.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:53 pm
nine-inch-asian SWFTWLF (though you'd probably like it, lololol). Funny, that's actually true. xd We eat liver in the Philippines. I know, it's actually quite tasty.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:00 pm
SWFTWLF Granted, but now you're only have duck liver the rest of your life (though you'd probably like it, lololol). I wish things weren't so terribly different as they are now. Granted. But now you have to relive the same day for the rest of forever. I wish I could take you for a ride.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:24 pm
Granted but you get genital warts.
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:05 pm
Granted, but the second you open the door it will explode.
I wish I had longer hair.
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