What is your favorite Quote?

[stacieakapink5]

Her is a banner I tried using as my sig...it was too big though sad
 

[dascenzo]

"...infact don't touch any of my stuff without permission."
"well there goes my plan of selling them on ebay.."
"selling them on what?"
"a mythical place full of great magical power."
~jace and clary heart ~
"jesus!"
"no it's just me, but some people say the resemblince is strickening."
~luke and simon~ (at least i think that's what they said)  

[mai_ivey]

EvaBug

"You're here!" Isabelle up to them in delight, carrying a glass of fushia liquid, which she thrust at Clary. "Have some of this!"
Clary squinted at it. "Is it going to turn me into a rodent?"
"Where is the trust? I think it's strawberry juice," Isabelle said. Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?" She offered him the glass.
"I am a man," he told her, "and men do n ot consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."
"Brown?" Isabelle made a face.
"Brown is a manly color," said Jace, and yanked on a free lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."
Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded."

damn, you stole my quote (: i'll just continue it...this is just the dialogue, i dont have my book with me...

"You could always dress it up with a sequined headband." Magnus suggested, offering something blue and sparkly to his boyfriend.
"Resist the urge, Alec," advised Simon. "You'll look like Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu."
"There are worse things." Magnus observed.







(I'm in love.)  

[CherryGoes_POP]

"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."
(City of Ashes)

That was my FAVORITE quote but someone already said it so I also Love this one:

"Why does it hurt?" Clary asked
"No.I have a high pain threshold. In fact, its less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer.But I do get easily bored." He squinted at her."Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?"
"Actually, i think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you a sponge bath"
Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome."

Lol I love that part and its page 297 in City of Ashes. : D  

[Starcatcher07]

Here's one from the City of Glass

"Have you tried talking to her?" [simon]
"No we've been punching her repeatedly in the face instead." [Jace]  

[loveless_in_hell]

Anaya_of_Wolves

"Jesus!"-Luke
"No, it is just me. Although i have been told the resemblance is stricking!"-Simon

'Nice, Bah. He is gorgeous. Let him stay, I chould hang hats and stuff on him."-Magnus

and my quote for the book:
"What if Maryse(Alec's Mom) found glitter on Alec's clothing and said, "How did this glitter get here?"
and my friend added:
"Would it be creepier if it on his pants?"

that iz awesome  

[loveless_in_hell]

"Enormous?" Said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
"It was a analogy." - Inquisitor
"I'm not fat."


"Yes," Jace said, unable to help himself. "I was trained to be an criminal mastermind from a young age. Pulling wings off flies, poisoning the earths water supply - I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe."

(going to post more later)  

[Eijay]

Here are a few:
"Aw, I though I'd actually found something interesting." --Jace
"Jesus" "No I don't think He'd fit in here." -- Clary and Jace  

[blackcherry1996]

heliocentric-shi

mine is "it's the mortal cup jace, not the mortal toilet bowl"- izzy
City of Bones.


i love that 1

 

[___Zombies-FTW]

mine is...
Luke: "Jesus!"
Simon: "No, it is just me. Although i have been told the resemblance is striking!"

And just about anything that Magnus says.He's full of win! >w<  

[loveless_in_hell]

Ok my most personal favorite that i use alot is

DUCKING GLASS MOLE  

[goneforeverandhappy]

In city of glass when everyone's doing the alliance rune and it's getting explained to Maia
"So how does this rune thing work." [Maia to Simon]
~Maia looks over at Alec and Magnus, who are kissing each other full on the mouth~
"We don't have to do that too, do we?" [Maia to Simon]
(something like that ^^)

Lol I loved this part and read it over like 10 times because I couldn't stop laughing lol ^^ so adorably awesome and Maia knows just how to make it nearly awkward XD  

[xXxBlackWishxXx]

"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."
— City of Ashes
Hahaha love it!  

[netherfreak]

"I guess you're coming as my date now."
"I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that. We'd better get you something nice to wear, though. I want you to look pretty."
-Simon and Jordan, City of Fallen Angels
Not my fav quote from that book, but it's funny.  

[netherfreak]

"What is this? This...this...this thing?"
"A parsnip?"
"A parsnip planted in Satan's own garden. I don't suppose there's a dog I could feed it to."
"There don't seem to be any pets about."
"Probably all poisoned by parsnips."
-Will and Jem, Clockwork Prince
Any banter between Will and Jem is priceless in my opinion lol