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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:08 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: ok. u?
Stranger: Im well thank yuo
Stranger: you*
You: cool
Stranger: So, where ya from?
You: a v****a. u?
Stranger: So am i
You: thats cool. which one?
Stranger: My moms
You: oh im from Britney Spear's
Stranger: that doesnt surprise me
You: yeah shes a weird mom
Stranger: Didnt she raise you not to talk to strangers?
You: no she said one of these strangers are my father. so I went looking for him. why are you him?
Stranger: Could be
You: do you know my mom?
Stranger: Yes i do
You: in person?
You: or through the news?
Stranger: In person
You: oh. how did you meet her?
Stranger: In some club
You: thats not suprising at all. Thats like her bedroom
Stranger: The bathroom is more like her bedroom
You: nah not really
Stranger: Well thats where i ******** her
You: when was that?
Stranger: Like 4 years ago maybe
You: oh well im 8 so that means she didnt know you when i was born
Stranger: No she didnt
You: so your not my father. bye stranger..
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:45 pm

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Stranger: Hi im 18 F Texas, cuz i know your going to ask : )
You: .3.
You: I couldn't care less about that.
You: I care about
You: You
Stranger: k
You: Having
You: Sex
You: With
You: Me
Stranger: peace b***h
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:04 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey! How're you?
You: I'm up.
You: Damn Viagra
Stranger: Oh s**t.
Stranger: Lmfao.
You: I'm not kidding
You: My wife slipped some into my beer
Stranger: Then go ******** her.
You: Had an erection for ten hours straight now
Stranger: LOL.
You: Tried
You: Too damn ugly
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: That's so mean.
Stranger: Go to a strip club.
You: Not really.
Stranger: Or, I dunno.
Stranger: Get a hooker.
You: Truth will set you free
You: Too damn expensive
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I live in a damn box
Stranger: Jack off.
Stranger: Lmfao.
You: I ain't got no hands
You: I'm typing with my d**k
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: This is too funny.
Stranger: You're a fast typer.
You: That's what I said when I tried to ******** my wife
You: And a fast ********: Gotta be quick
Stranger: Lmfao
Stranger: Damn straight
You: Wife's face can turn me off any minunte
You: -minute
You: Even with the help of beer
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: Put a bag over it
Stranger: xD
You: Tried. Only had plastic.
You: D:
Stranger: Oh ********: Still saw that damn face.
Stranger: I'll give you one.
You: She'll rip through that s**t with her beaver teeth
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: I give up.
Stranger: Your erection's gonna stay.
Stranger: SORR.
You: D:
Stranger: SORRRRY
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: JKFLDSJFKDSLJF
You: I ACCIDENTALLY POKED OUT THE EYE OF MY CHILD
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: HOLY s**t
You: POOR JUNIOR!
Stranger: Poor Cleatus.
You: He keeps going, "DADDY! PAPA!"
You: No
You: His name is
You: Clitoris
You: Not no Cleatus
Stranger: LOL
You: D:<
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: Now you're angry at mee.
Stranger: XD
You: Damn skippy
You: Poke your eye out next
Stranger: Ouchies
Stranger: ..
Stranger: So anyways.
Stranger: Where you from?
You: A v****a.
You: Where ya think?!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Good point.
You: Points. Dx I got one in my pants!
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I AM SO SORRY
You: DAMN YOU FOR NOT GIVING ME HEAD
You: MAYBE THAT WILL GET IT TO HIDE
Stranger: FUUHHHH
Stranger: YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR ME
You: D:<
You: WHATCHYOU SAY
Stranger: DON'T GIMME THAT FACE
You: GIMME HEAD
You: D:<
Stranger: ******** YOUUUU
You: PLEASE DO
Stranger: THAT'S ILLEGAL
You: HELL NAW
You: NOT IN ALABAMA
You: Yee-haw b***h
Stranger: Lmfao.
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: That was awesome.
You: That's what she said.
You: Sadly
You: I didn't say the same
Stranger: How depressing.
You: I wish I could cut myself. But no hands, and my d**k won't cooperate.
You: All it does it stare at me.
Stranger: You've got so many problems.
You: One of them being YOU NOT GIVING ME HEAD
You: D:<
You: :O~~~~ <=========3
You: TWO SECONDS MAN
Stranger: Bwahahahahahahahaahha
You: THAT'S ALL I NEED
You: Dx
Stranger: Nope.
You: ...five seconds?
Stranger: Nope.
You: ******** tease. D:<
You: Do a strip tease.
You: I bet you're good at the pole.
Stranger: I am ;P
You: Do you hear what I hear?
You: It goes like
You: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
You: I NEED A GLORY HOLE
Stranger: ...........
Stranger: GO FIND ONE
You: CAN YOU JUST LEND ME YOURS?
You: Six seconds.
You: =3=
Stranger: *hands it over*
Stranger: LMAO.
You: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
You: Ugh
You: Your hole stinks
Stranger: LMAO
You: DIRTY HOLE
You: D:<
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
You: WASH
You: THAT
You: a**
You: Dx
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: oh my god
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:25 pm

omg. Gotta try this. O.O

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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:45 pm

This made me giggle :3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny m?
You: you're a dude?
Stranger: No I'm female!
You: then i'm female, too.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:59 pm

...Did I just get cursed...?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: I am a Japanese
You: i'm a martian smile
Stranger: okok
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: Female Mars?
You: yep
Stranger: I have not seen the aliens do。
Stranger: Very sexy?
You: of course, with all them tentacles
Stranger: Where you are the sexiest?
You: my feet. there's a lotta contagious alien warts there
You: the other aliens love 'em
You: all warty and sexy
Stranger: Mars you can sexual intercourse？
You: yep. with our feet.
Stranger: Alien sex you with their feet？
You: of cours, that's the only way to have alien sex
You: unless you want the tentacles involved, but then it just gets painful
Stranger: Do you have a v****a that it?
You: no, aleisn don't have those
You: aliens*
Stranger: That is not the p***s?
You: no. we don't have those either.
You: that's what our feet are for.
Stranger: Have you seen me p***s？
You: i doubt you have one
Stranger: I certainly have the p***s, and very strong。
Stranger: It can be inserted into the v****a of women
You: i'm sure it is, if you used it on a mouse
Stranger: l like sex
You: aliens don't, we eat each other after.
You: the tentacles are hard to chew those, we usually feed those to the humans.
Stranger: I can pee at you。
You: and my tentacles would strangle your p***s right off.
Stranger: Come on my p***s waiting for you。
You: so it's waiting to be bitten off? that's strange. I always thought humans kept those safe.
Stranger: You can carry out their feet with my p***s foot cross。
Stranger: Henshuang。
You: no, no, no. the feet would just chop it off.
You: either that. or infect it with herpes.
You: whichever you prefer
Stranger: I can shoot you a semen。
You: and it would land all over your computer screen. congragulations : D
Stranger: Death to you。
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: You want smexin' like you've never had before?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 13/f/usa
You: GET OFF MY NUTZ, YOU CHILD PROSTITUTE!!!! D: I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL AGAIN!!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny male here
You: Horny male here, too.
You: Want me?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:10 pm

I believe I just won the game!!! : D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI biggrin
Stranger: hey whats up smile instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
You: woot!!
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all.
You: ....I'm a chick, good luck on that quest
You: why would you have sex with some random dude??
You: seriously, you ever heard of herpes??!?!
You: and aids!!!
You: and tentacle rape!!!!!!!
You: or cyber crabs.
You: those are highly contagious
You: they can get right down in there
You: you can never get them out D:
You: need to call the exterminator for that one
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:17 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey hey hey :}
You: In my pants pants pants! :D
You: Go deep bby
You: Score a goal
Stranger: m/f?
You: BBY
You: MILF
Stranger: youre a mom?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im a horny girl who wants a master to punish her ;)
You: I'll spray you with the hose and beat that booty with a stick
You: D:<
Stranger: oh master!!
You: OH b***h
You: GET DOWN LOW FOR ME YOU DONKEY
Stranger: yes master
You: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. YOUR TONGUE IS LIKE SANDPAPER
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:31 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HI biggrin
Stranger: asl?
You: 20.f.canada
Stranger: horny?
You: depends, are you?
Stranger: yeah
You: then no, i'm not.
Stranger: thats kinda messed up
You: no it's not.
You: it means i don't wanna cyber some random a*****e biggrin
Stranger: do you have any pics?
You: of course i do, but my boyfriend has them all
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:55 pm

"I got bored so I decided to see how people responded to backwards talking.... I think the last conversation went well."

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: iH
You: ?uoy era woH
Stranger: from?
You: aciremA
Stranger: ok
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: .olleH
Stranger: horny m here
You: .uoy teem ot eciN
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ?lrig era uoy
You: .elamef naciremA ytnewt a ma I
Stranger: ?ynroh
You: ?yknik uoy erA .sdnepeD
Stranger: ynroh tsuj ma ı
You: .yknik ma I .dab ooT
Stranger: whatdoes ıt mean?
Stranger: kinky
You: .yad daS
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You: .iH
Stranger: ha
Stranger: interesting way to say hi ha ha
You: .uoy knahT
Stranger: ok.. now its just anoying sad
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .olleH
Stranger: m/f?
You: .elameF
Stranger: OMG YOURE BACKWARDS
Stranger: :O
Stranger: im female too
Stranger: but im horny and lesbian and cybering with you will be a pain in the a** :/
You: .uoy teem ot eciN
Stranger: ...
You: ?yako uoY
Stranger: yeah im fine, im just horny and annoyed with you
You: .og nac I
Stranger: well do you want to cyber?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .olleH
Stranger: .ih
Stranger: sup
You: .hcum toN
You: ?uoY
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .olleH
Stranger: hello
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .olleH
Stranger: iiaH
You: ?uoy era woH
Stranger: ?ouy sknaht taerg
You: .gniksa rof sknahT .llew ma I
Stranger: emocllew yrev ruoy
You: .sdrawkcab etirw lliw taht rehtona dnif ot ecin si tI
Stranger: mmmh
You: ?klat ot ekil ton uoy oD
Stranger: gnisufnoc sti
You: .moderob eht fo dir steg tI
Stranger: eurt
Stranger: ?elam ooos
You: .trap nI
Stranger: naem uoy od tahw
You: .yob trap ma I yllatneM
Stranger: lrig a ruoy ooos
You: .hsi-lrig yrev ma I ,yllacisyhP
You: ....lrig a eb ot tnaem saw I kniht I
Stranger: lrig ro yob a nrob uoy erew ooos
You: ....lrig hsi-yob a nroB
Stranger: ?yag
You: .naP
Stranger: ?tahw
You: .lauxes-nap ma I
Stranger: ?taht stahw
You: .em ot tihs snaem redneG
You: .og ot evah I .yrroS
Stranger: ahh this iss sooooo confusing haha
You: .uoy htiw gniklat eciN
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:37 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: How's it going
You: It's going quite well. Slept with twenty guys in this pass two days.
You: I'm trying to break my mom's record.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:57 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HALL
You: o
Stranger: you too
You: Do you do llamas?
Stranger: helllllllllll
You: >,>
Stranger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: llamas
You: Yush
Stranger: ㅁㄱ
Stranger: are you
Stranger: rabbi
Stranger: ?
You: No are you a pickle?
Stranger: stupid
You: Nope
Stranger: you r stupid
You: I'm better than you ;3
Stranger: -_ -
Stranger: how old
You: >;o
You: 10000
You: and you?
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:01 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, asl?
You: 56/MILF/In your Closet
You: You~?
Stranger: well im 69/m/in ur v****a.
You: It's crowded in there, huh?
Stranger: Slut
You: ;D
You: Whore
You: You're the one who's in there!
You: NOT ME!
Stranger: im a 13 yr old girl
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. . .

She wants me.

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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:59 pm

I appoint *you* Secretary of Cheese, and

OMG I love this site now xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heeeeyyyyy
Stranger: Asl?
You: hi biggrin
You: 20/f/africa
You: you?
Stranger: 14 new york m
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Angel smile
You: yours??
Stranger: Chris nice to meet you !!!
You: woot!! awesome smile
Stranger: you horny?
You: no.
You: and that's nasty.
You: you know how nasty cybersex is?
You: i just said i was 20
Stranger: No?
You: does that not phase you?
Stranger: So.....
Stranger: no i love older woman
You: you're 14 ******** years old.
You: that's nasty.
Stranger: older then me that is
You: your probly don't even have pubes yet.
Stranger: yea i do so shut up
You: no you don't, so shut up biggrin
Stranger: U want to see?
You: you want to see my wrinkly boobs?
You: thay're al saggy and hangy
You: they just kinda hang there
You: cuz i'm not really 20
You: i'm 35
Stranger: Even better
You: see how nasty that can be??
You: it would be like ******** sand paper
You: mmmm gotta love that scrathy s**t
Stranger: no it wouldnt
You: scratchy*
You: haha hell yeah it would
Stranger: even if so what
You: i've had kids, too so it's pretty loose
You: it all just kinda hangs
You: my uterus is falling out
Stranger: can i see ur tits?
You: i'd have to pull up my pant leg
Stranger: ok
You: you're really just a desperate little t**t, aren't you?
You: haha that's nasty xD
Stranger: a lil
You: everything i've just told you is a LIE
Stranger: ok?
You: and you don't even care biggrin
Stranger: nope
You: i could tell you anything now and you wouldn't know what to believe
You: i could tell you i have a p***s
You: but you wouldn't know biggrin
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