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 Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:14 pm
My parents used to tell me they met in jail. Turns out they lied. My dad used to have a fro and the nerdy glasses and everything back in the 70's/80's and my mom was smokin'. Basically my aunt set them up. They did the 'do', got my mom knocked up and volia! 9 months later had my older sister, 4 years later got married, 4 years after that they had me and then 2 years after me the brat was born.
Unfortunately I was the only thing planned in their lives. =3=
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:48 pm
Well, I'm pretty good friends with a girl who's about five years younger than me. We joke about her being my little sister. But anyway, my little brother is about her age and he started hitting on her last year. And I was like.. my brother and my sister *head explodes*
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:00 pm
Prima: Well, I say that because I have 3 brothers...a druggie, a loser who married a redneck, and the gay one...i don't like saying their names... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:17 pm
[[Ah, I see.
I have a sister and a brother so I've never had that problem.]]
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:33 pm
Mitsuki_Amakura Prima: Well, I say that because I have 3 brothers...a druggie, a loser who married a redneck, and the gay one...i don't like saying their names... sweatdrop
i used to do that to my older sisters, and still do sometimes, the oldest one, aneta, she goes by the one who had a baby girl or the one who is an ex-model
evelina, is the one who had a baby boy, dates a druggie-convict-hood person, the one who my mom favors, or evilina. haha.
@prima, yeah i gotta dig deep. i'll find something sometime somewhere. i know i will.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:34 pm
My mom told me she had a boob job. Then proceed to try and show me.
Dx
Oh. This didn't happen to me, but to my friend. My friends always have the funny families.
Julia's mom: So, about your bed.
Julia: ...What?
Julia's mom: That's where you were conceived.
Julia: D8
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:18 pm
My Dad writes 'adult' fiction and posts it online. He's pretty good too...
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:56 pm
aecatgirl My Dad writes 'adult' fiction and posts it online. He's pretty good too... e.o you read it? My dad's side of the family is decently boring ._. My dad's uncle was a child molestor and the girls were never allowed to go over to his house alone until my grandpa found out and ripped Unc d**k a new one. My grandma spent 5 minutes in jail because her bike didn't have a liscence. She also got a tattoo at 72. My aunt was more distraught about loosing her fancy $5 sandal then the fact that her father and her sisters were about to be killed by a speed boat. My mom's side of the family.... *shivers* my cousin's parents have restraining orders against each other, my cool cousin showed me what a boob muffin top was in a chinese resteraunt when the waitress was coming around to take our food. I'll post more when I think of it.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:11 pm
Satin_Slippers aecatgirl My Dad writes 'adult' fiction and posts it online. He's pretty good too... e.o you read it?
Lol not all of it.. as if you wouldn't check it out though!
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:56 pm
[[@Dee: Be sure to share when you do. n.n It has got to be good stuff. xD
@aecatgirl: xD I so want the link. I probably won't make it through the whole thing (I'm kind of a prude...) but I will certainly read enough for a thorough review.]]
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:19 pm
My dad was married and had his first son at the age of eighteen. I found that a little weird.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:29 pm
My family isn't that disturbing compared to some families. It's pretty normal actually.
I hear that my dad's brother has done unspeakable things. I'm not necessarily afraid to say them, but I don't think just anyone should know.
I think my grandma was also a smoker before. You wouldn't be able to tell since she's so healthy now.
Oh, and I didn't really want to hear about my dad's sexual harassment of my mother several years back. Mom got a restraining order on him when I was like 8 or 9 or something. The memories are devastating.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:20 am
-PrimaCzarina- [[@Dee: Be sure to share when you do. n.n It has got to be good stuff. xD
@aecatgirl: xD I so want the link. I probably won't make it through the whole thing (I'm kind of a prude...) but I will certainly read enough for a thorough review.]]
Lol, he post it on a site called authonomy. His username is JD Revene and the book is called appetites. I believe you have to make an account to read it. He doesn't know I've got an account or that I've read it..
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:27 am
aecatgirl -PrimaCzarina- [[@Dee: Be sure to share when you do. n.n It has got to be good stuff. xD
@aecatgirl: xD I so want the link. I probably won't make it through the whole thing (I'm kind of a prude...) but I will certainly read enough for a thorough review.]]
Lol, he post it on a site called authonomy. His username is JD Revene and the book is called appetites. I believe you have to make an account to read it. He doesn't know I've got an account or that I've read it..[[Okay, I will be checking it out.
Stay tuned for my scathing review!
xD]]
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:24 am
O wow this thread is perfect.
I have a paper due monday that is "write a 3 page paper on a family secret"
I really don't want to start it yet.
But its like I keep getting signs to do it.
I can't think of any good secrets that DONT belong on Jerry Springer.
All our secrets are just about relationship and who's doing who. :/
Well my great grandfather and grandmother were cousins.
There are alot of stories like that. -.-
They lived in Puerto Rico.
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