The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[sumizometomoshibi]

prepare to stretch your legs in order to trip him...then laugh at his face. ninja  

[Tuba Toothpaste]

Push the person into a mud puddle throw rocks at him! >=D  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Problem: The guy beside you in the movie theater farted... audibly.
gonk scream ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If there are empty seats available, move. Also make sure to have something that smells good nearby like popcorn in case that fart is a real reeker.  

[Heart of Madness]

kill him evil  

[GoldenFraggle]

Umm since you can't get a worse Ugly response than that I think we'll skip the "Ugly" category this time round and start anew.

You were really craving Chips Ahoy and some lady grabs the last bag on the store shelf before you can get it and walks away gloating !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Find something else for your munchies. There are other things besides Chips Ahoy.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Grabbed it from her and say, 'yah, that's right! I got your CHIPS! Watcha gonna do about it, huh? It's mine NOW!' twisted  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Call her ugly and fat, then while she's crying, take the food. To finish things off, push her into a shopping cart and then push her down the aisle so that she crashes into a stack of canned food and it all falls on her.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Problem: A raccoon has decided to take up residence in your garbage can !  

[axelpwnsuall]

Charge it rent.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Seal it in the garbage can, then take that can to the top of the highest hill nearby and let it roll all they way down with the raccoon stuck inside it.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Turn the garbage can into a gas chamber. When it tries to go out shoot it with a shotgun. Then laugh while you let some stray dogs eat its carcass. (or what's left of it) twisted  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: someone ran over your foot with their car.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Surely it was an accident. Forgive them provided they pay for all your medical expenses.