Twilight is Retarded... ~The Wrong Answer Game!!~

[Mistress of Monsters]

Because they're made of skittles.

Why is anime so awesome?  

[Dovahkiin1995]

because people like pie

why does justin beiber suck  

[EgoLuv]

because i make u wet ;D

why does he piss me off so much??  

[WiseOne38]

Because he doesn't remember what day it is.
Why do people work on weekdays?  

[Redramsfan]

because they don't like eating lotsa spaghetti.
Why is red such an epic color?  

[ima_freakin_ninja13]

Its the color of the sky
why won't mimes talk?  

[FragileHeart19]

Because their chastity belts are too tight.
Why is Alice a favorite character of so many people?  

[molicell]

Peanut butter is called peanut butter because it is jelly!!

What is a computer?  

[molicell]

Why is Alice a favorite character of so many people?

Because she is hot!!

What is gravity?  

[Cecanian Alpha]

Something that makes Toothpast look like a strawberry.

Why are we playing this game?  

[Craven Sapphire]

Because you can't taste vanilla chocolate.
Why do pigeons swim in the Sea?  

[Mistress of Monsters]

Because they watched Twilight and now are trying to drown themselves.

Why do skittles come from rainbows?  

[GummyPandas]

Because of photosynthesis.

What s: x-2=7?  

[eskimo kissses]

Becuase the idiot intern working at the rainbow factory screwed up the mix when is even bigger idoit boss had to tinkle.
Why do you think muffins are just ugly cupcakes?  

[eskimo kissses]

Because the idiot intern working at the rainbow factory accidenlty dropped M&Ms into the vat when his even bigger idiot boss had to tinkle.
Why do you think muffins are just ugly cupcakes?