Hi I am drunk

[Dittozie]

Hmm, I find this thread ridiculously amusing. xD <3
I'm sorry about your oversized junk not being able to get it in, Scub. D:

And I'm 14 and didn't even blink at this thread, so yeah. But you guys corrupted me a long time ago, so maybe that's why. XD;;

 

[scrub]

I can has girth.

It had stopped raining but I never made it to work... came off my motorbike for the first time ever, cornering on a wet road and I must have gone over a patch of oil.

I'm unharmed but this will cost me over £300 (400USD 500AD)
sad  

[wo_nyrmo]

Well that sucks... but atleast your unharmed  

[ecopper12]

Den Dristige Djevelen

ecopper12

I'm 15... emo

~*~

You're 15?

Wow.

~*~

Is...Is that bad thing?

I can't tell.

I came into the thread, because I didn't know what it was about. I read it. I posted because I wanted to?

I don't see a problem here. It's not like I hurt anyone by posting something.  

[Renard Muldrake]

scrub

I can has girth.

It had stopped raining but I never made it to work... came off my motorbike for the first time ever, cornering on a wet road and I must have gone over a patch of oil.

I'm unharmed but this will cost me over £300 (400USD 500AD)
sad

You cannot ignore Scrubs girth.

Dude, that blows. Glad you're okay at least.  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

ecopper12

Den Dristige Djevelen

ecopper12

I'm 15... emo

~*~

You're 15?

Wow.

~*~

Is...Is that bad thing?

I can't tell.

~*~

Still trying to figure that out. Let me get back to you.

Sorry about your bike, scrub. That really sucks. -hugs-

~*~

 

[Bored4Life57]

I had one of these nights last night. I was completely shitfaced. Or as I texted to Dris, "I'm completrely sahitfacevdm". It was a good night. I texted my sister every time I drank and she kept a tally for me. 12 jello shots, 6 shots of Skyy, 1 shot of Absolut, 2 Jager bombs, and I shotgunned 3 beers. And played beer pong. I was soooooo ******** up. And of course I had to work at 10:45. I was still tipsy while at work. It was pretty amazing.  

[scrub]

Nice xd
The last time I had Jelly Shots it ended up in a huge jelly fight, everyone woke up with it all over them, I remember having dried jelly in my ears in the morning.
We had to clean the walls later >_>  

[angelfromdown-under]

Oh how i love jelly shots.
Last time me and cold made them it took us 2 days to get them to set in the fridge cause there was soo much vodka in them xP  

[Pedromac]

angelfromdown-under

Oh how i love jelly shots.
Last time me and cold made them it took us 2 days to get them to set in the fridge cause there was soo much vodka in them xP

I see how that can ruin a potentially awesome party that you planned for three hours after making the shots. lol  

[coldheartedangel]

Nah, we made them well in advanced xP

Hey Scrub, you know what's even worse? When a guy is to drunk to even get it up or it dies half way through >_>

Speaking or riding in the rain, we drove to Seattle on the bike. That's like 3 hours riding plus an hour and a half wait at the border. It was the first day it had rained since i got to Canada.

Sucks to hear about your bike though <33  

[AquilaLiberum]

coldheartedangel

Hey Scrub, you know what's even worse? When a guy is to drunk to even get it up or it dies half way through >_>

Sorry Cold, but from an observer's point of view, I think that'd be hilarious xd

~Nya-ha!~
blaugh

 

[scrub]

It sucks that half way through for women can be almost done for guys xd
But that's probably one of the reasons why cunnilingus was invented.

Ah, 3 hour ride, I hope he had a comfortable motorbike.
That wouldn't be very pleasant on mine, especially for the passenger. I've only done a trip like that one when I first bought the bike I had to drive it home from Wales which was a good 200 miles away before I got lost. It's just not designed for long trips like that, more of a city bike.  

[coldheartedangel]

Aquila15

coldheartedangel

Hey Scrub, you know what's even worse? When a guy is to drunk to even get it up or it dies half way through >_>

Sorry Cold, but from an observer's point of view, I think that'd be hilarious xd

~Nya-ha!~
blaugh

It happened with a guy i hooked up with ages ago. It was like ok good, we're going. Oh wait i might need help. Oh no, it's dead.
It was pretty funny to me. I can't look at him now without giggling xD  

[coldheartedangel]

scrub

It sucks that half way through for women can be almost done for guys xd
But that's probably one of the reasons why cunnilingus was invented.

Ah, 3 hour ride, I hope he had a comfortable motorbike.
That wouldn't be very pleasant on mine, especially for the passenger. I've only done a trip like that one when I first bought the bike I had to drive it home from Wales which was a good 200 miles away before I got lost. It's just not designed for long trips like that, more of a city bike.

But, it does get painful if it last too long >_>;

I think it was a little painful for him, i kept sliding forward and he would, er, hit the gas tank.