Corrupt A Wish

[DeletedUsername]

they all eat you

I wish for a pet chinchilla  

[Sanguine Lupis]

That eats you as well.

I wish I could get this girl out of my head...  

[DeletedUsername]

you pull her out, but you lose a lot of blood because you had to cut a hole in your head to get her out.

I wish I wasn't a hemophiliac.  

[Mia DesMoines]

I forget what that means so.... Gwee eats you? =o///O'=

I wish my big sister would move closer so I can see my nephew.  

[DeletedUsername]

your nephew murders you.

I still wish I wasn't a hemophiliac (too lazy to think of another wish)  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

Your old soul comes back and kills you ^^

I wish my dog was immortal  

[DeletedUsername]

your dog is a wolf, it kills you.

I wish my hand didn't hurt right now.  

[sing of love n cupcakes]

your foot get cut off soo you forget bout your hand
i wish i had some sour gummy worms whee  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

The worms come to life and suck all your blood out

I wish I wasn't HUNGRY  

[DeletedUsername]

you eat some poisoned food

I wish somebody would click the picture in my signature.  

[25 Ivy Vega 52]

to many clicks you the internets turn evil and kill you


i wish i was famous  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

You do a stage dive but no one is there so you die

I wish my dreams would become real life.  

[sing of love n cupcakes]

BarneyStillPwnsU

The worms come to life and suck all your blood out

I wish I wasn't HUNGRY

they suck my blood out!? damn it not again scream
 

[25 Ivy Vega 52]

BarneyStillPwnsU

You do a stage dive but no one is there so you die

I wish my dreams would become real life.

you have a nightmare


i wish my brother wasnt so annoying  

[DeletedUsername]

hes so nice that hes annoying again, and you die from the annoyingness!

I wish my pokemon would bring the nerds to the yard.