Randomness

[JTN]

*divides by zero... nothing happens*  

[Torbjourn]

but when you d e p a r t from me, sorrow abides and happiness takes his l e a v e.

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-Katie : "Look at Brandon's Butt, it looks so Fluffy. Don't you Just want to kick his Butt?"
-Me : "No Katie. I Do not want to Kick Brandons butt."
-Katie : "But it's soooo Temptingg."
-Me : Please tell me your not going to kick Brandon's butt."
-Katie : (Katie whistles.) "I would Neverrr do such a thing."
-Me : Katie. ."
-Katie ; (Already behind Brandon. She kicks his 'Fluffy' butt) "OWWWWW My TOE!" (She limps back)
-Me : (Dying of Laughter)
-Katie : Man that kids got Buns of STEEL!
-Me : (I just laugh harder, almost to the point of tears.)
~Three Days Later~
Brandon's 'Fluffy' butt broke Katie's growth bone in her toe.
Moral of the story. Always listen to your friend when she says not to kick someone's butt. Unless you want to break your growth bone.

 

[JTN]

Anyone here knows how to get blood stains out of cashmere?  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

No.

Now for me to book a trip to Technopolis.

cool  

[JTN]

Behold the stunning power of my man-beauty!

*sparkle*glitter*glint* 3nodding  

[fonzie95]

ADD and gum drops = fish  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

I am now in Guitar Planet.

cool  

[JTN]

This cold medication is so awesome... I'll never have to wear pants ever again! pirate  

[HiroShinMozas]

Leo Burnett and 4KIDS are the Devil! Leo Burnett!  

[JTN]

Can someone help me get those lesbians out of my bed? pirate  

[ace_frozen1]

My turtle.  

[JTN]

Wow... painful fecal urges? Really?  

[fonzie95]

xd HAHA FASHION SHOW HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Reynard the Wanderer]

blah  

[JTN]

*strut*strut*spin*pose*glint*strut*strut* wink